THE ROBIN FILES (Parody)
May 19, 2013 20:16:45 GMT -6
Post by Silv on May 19, 2013 20:16:45 GMT -6
Please Note: This is a parody and completely based off events that happened today. My brother found an S shaped fry, I screamed SLADE and everything went downhill as I came to the conclusion that Slade is clearly behind global warming.
The quote is from Elena. It was too golden not to use it. <3
March 26
“THIS FRANCHISE IS UNDER SLADE'S CONTROL. DON'T EAT ANOTHER BITE!”
My interrogations of the staff at Curly and Mo's revealed some seriously warped individuals. Especially, the manager, Larry who insisted that Slade had never visited their establishment and were he to, Slade would be turned away. I'm keeping an eye on Larry. I am sure that further investigation into his personal life will show that he has more connection to the masked villain than he is letting on.
Update: After four days surveillance on Larry's life I have decided he is a harmless, though incompetent, individual.
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March 29
April 18
April 26
May 4
I managed to obtain a sample from Beast Boy by leaving tacks all over the floor outside his room. I attempted a similar approach to obtaining Starfire's blood by giving her roses with large thorns. Unfortunately, her alien physiology proved insusceptible to this technique. Raven proved elusive as I attempted to give her a book with rough edges only to discover she uses her powers to turn the pages. Cyborg in theory was to be the most easy, as I had planned to accidentally knick him while working side by side on the T-Car, unfortunately I did not account for the majority of Cyborg's arm being made of metal and managed to do little more damage than scraping his paint. Beast Boy's test came back negative.
On my second attempt I managed to convince Raven to undertake a strange and obscure ritual to attempt to divine what Slade is planning. She seemed annoyed, at best, but complied with my requests. An integral part of the ritual was the blood of a magic user. As soon as I acquired the sample I raced off to the infirmary to test it. But like Beast Boy's the results were inconclusive and Raven was quite angry with me.
In studying Lex Luthor's combats with Superman I have developed a way in which I can retrieve the sample I require from Starfire. I must first give her a lotion solution that includes compounds which truly will soften her skin before giving her another set of Roses. Cyborg had proven to be a much more complicated task in retrieving the sample from. I have, however, found that Cyborg is behind on his Tetanus shot. I spent the rest of the day chasing Cyborg around the tower with a needle. But in the end I finally succeed and ending up with my desired samples.
Both Cyborg's and Starfire's came back negative. I must look deeper into the problem. [/ul]
More will be added as they are uncovered....
The quote is from Elena. It was too golden not to use it. <3
March 26
“THIS FRANCHISE IS UNDER SLADE'S CONTROL. DON'T EAT ANOTHER BITE!”
My interrogations of the staff at Curly and Mo's revealed some seriously warped individuals. Especially, the manager, Larry who insisted that Slade had never visited their establishment and were he to, Slade would be turned away. I'm keeping an eye on Larry. I am sure that further investigation into his personal life will show that he has more connection to the masked villain than he is letting on.
Update: After four days surveillance on Larry's life I have decided he is a harmless, though incompetent, individual.
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March 29
April 18
April 26
May 4
I managed to obtain a sample from Beast Boy by leaving tacks all over the floor outside his room. I attempted a similar approach to obtaining Starfire's blood by giving her roses with large thorns. Unfortunately, her alien physiology proved insusceptible to this technique. Raven proved elusive as I attempted to give her a book with rough edges only to discover she uses her powers to turn the pages. Cyborg in theory was to be the most easy, as I had planned to accidentally knick him while working side by side on the T-Car, unfortunately I did not account for the majority of Cyborg's arm being made of metal and managed to do little more damage than scraping his paint. Beast Boy's test came back negative.
On my second attempt I managed to convince Raven to undertake a strange and obscure ritual to attempt to divine what Slade is planning. She seemed annoyed, at best, but complied with my requests. An integral part of the ritual was the blood of a magic user. As soon as I acquired the sample I raced off to the infirmary to test it. But like Beast Boy's the results were inconclusive and Raven was quite angry with me.
In studying Lex Luthor's combats with Superman I have developed a way in which I can retrieve the sample I require from Starfire. I must first give her a lotion solution that includes compounds which truly will soften her skin before giving her another set of Roses. Cyborg had proven to be a much more complicated task in retrieving the sample from. I have, however, found that Cyborg is behind on his Tetanus shot. I spent the rest of the day chasing Cyborg around the tower with a needle. But in the end I finally succeed and ending up with my desired samples.
Both Cyborg's and Starfire's came back negative. I must look deeper into the problem. [/ul]
More will be added as they are uncovered....
