The Method to Our Madness
Aug 11, 2012 21:12:04 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Aug 11, 2012 21:12:04 GMT -6
So, the internet was infected with crazy pills or something, cause we Titans went BONKERS on this Cbox. A snippet of the madness, for your entertainment. -must suppress urge to sing Adam Lambert now-
Basically, it starts with Kitten calling in to the Tower and Fang mourning for his lost love. Then:
Magical Unicorn of Love: HELLO EVERYONE! I AM THE MAGICAL UNICORN OF LOVE AND LOLLIPOPS AND JOYNESS! -looks at Robin- THE SECRET WEAPON HAS BEEN BROUGHT!
Fang: -stops riding Gordito to ride Magical Unicorn of Love- Now bring me my KITTEN back! xDD
Magical Unicorn of Love: GET OF ME SPIDERWOMAN! I WILL NOT BRING YOU THE KITTEN!
Robin: LARRY! -Robin rageface- I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP!
Magical Unicorn of Love: WHO IS THIS LARRY OF WHICH YOU SPEAK?
Starfire: I am completely confused now...
Fang: Woman? -looks at manly attire- OOOHHHH, I get it. You call real MEN women where you come from. ^.^ -pats unicorn- And you will bring me Kitten! We are destined for each other! >.<
Magical Unicorn of Love: NOPE. I FEEL YOU ARE TOO IN TOUCH WITH YOUR FEMINE SIDE TO BE MALE!
Robin: -nods at Starfire- That's why I assumed it was Larry. -glances about suspiciously for the little imp-
Fang: Just because I've been kicked in the spider parts DOES NOT MEAN I LACK MANLINESS. I STOLE A NECKLACCEEEE! -rage faces while sitting on a unicorn-
Batgirl: -walks in- Whats going on?
BB: -turns to Babs- Star punched me in 'da nose. T_T
Magical Unicorn of Love: YOU HAVE NO SPIDERPARTS!
Robin: -throws hands up into the air and walks out- I don't even know anymore!
Jinx: -frozen in confusion... twitchy eye-
Sam: -can't complete a coherent response after YOU HAVE NO SPIDERPARTS- xDDD
Batgirl: -hugs BB- Oh no! You poor thing!
Allora: I think my Kitten and my Unicorn have pissed off Robin... XD
Fang: And YOU have no LOVE! -messes up mane with sticky net goo- Stupid horse. -emotear-
Alex: This is madness! XDDDDDDDD
Silv: Just a bit. xD
Speedy: Of course I...would I to..Raven? -can't even answer the question in order- to Babs love would I is fair?
Speedy: Don't love her..would I?
Speedy: ._>
Speedy: -pulse flatlines in Mani's arms-
Silv: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Magical Unicorn of Love: -Mane goes back to normal- YOU WILL LOVE THAT CACTUS! -magically makes cactus appear in front of Fang-
BB: -is hugged by most despised person in the Tower- Ummm...ermmm....*_____* -clutches nose-
Starfire: -looks down her nose at Batgirl- Come at me, bro.
Sam: SPEEDZ. xDDDD -dies laughing at le incoherent jumblings-
Kay: WOAH! WHO IS JACKING STARFIRE! PREPARE TO DIE! NO OF THAT CRAP DX
Sam: -snort- Come at my bro. I knew from that moment Star had been jacked. xD
Sam: *me bro
Alex: I'm so fricken confused it isn't funny anymore =#
Mani: -catches him- Drama queen! -drops him-
Fang: oAO -leaps off unicorn to embrace his new love- YOU -ouch- ARE MY TWUUEE -ouchyouch- WUUVE! -yowch!- OUR LOVE SHALL KNOW NO BOUNDDSSS.
Kay: Brb dinner!
Kay: Never mind.. the beef is too hot DX
Sam: This board is so crazy that at first I thought "the beef is too hot" was a strange, teen saying. xDDD
Magical Unicorn of Love: BWHAHAHAHA! I HAVE STRUCK AGAIN!
BB: -sniffles, hacks- Ohhh. -has probably been hit a little too hard- @____@
My* bro: Come at me, Sam. -snort-
Fang: -skips away holding his cactus love- We shall be married by dawn! <3 And have SEXY SPIDER-CACTUS BABEHSS. >.<
Aqualad: -can't bear to see him this way- GREEN ONE YOU MUST ANIMALIZE INTO A BEING WITH NO BLOOD
Aqualad: POSTHASTE!
Aqualad: I FEAR YOU SHALL LOSE IT ALL
Sam: -comes at my* bro- You want a HUG, don't you?
Magical Unicorn of Love: YOU WILL NO LONGER LOVE THAT CACTUS! YOU WILL BE OBSESSED WITH ASTERA!!!! -makes cactus disappear-
Alex: WHAT?!?! XD
Kay: I have come to a conclussion... We have all lost it...
BB: -.- I'm bitty schow all animos 'ave bud. -changes into a goose anyways- -sniffles, goose sneeze- /fail
Bry: Kay, I've come to the same conclusion.
Fang: OW! Stupid, prickly cactus! -stomps into oblivion- -sees Astera and get those heart thingys for eyes- It's a....golden goddess. 8DDD MY LOVE! -prickly self runs to embrace-
Astera: -sees Fang running at her- -sticks her foot into whats left of his Spiderparts-
Sam: What? We haven't lost it at all. I consider myself to be perfectly sound of mind. -eats glass while bench pressing a cactus-
PinkRaven: HEY GUYS!!!! -zooms into room-
Magical Unicorn of Love: ROBIN! YOU SHALL LOVE IRIS!
Bry: Yes, Sam, you're not crazy at all. Not in the least. -unconvinced-
PinkRaven: OHEMMGEE!! Is that a unicorn?!
PurpleRaven: PINKRAVEN. MY BEST FRIEEENNNDDD. -zooms...backwards-
Robin: -scowls at unicorn-
Robin: Two Ravens? -baffled-
PinkRaven: -giggles and dancees with the unicorn and PurpleRaven-
Aly: Oooohkay. I'm done. No more, please.
Sam: It's your confidence in my sanity that keeps my going, Bry. ^.^ -sits on a dog while sniffing kitten tails-
RealRaven: -shows up behind Robin, surveys room, swears-
Bry: I'm so glad, Sam, cause if I wasn't convinced, we'd probably have to haul you off somewhere.... Somewhere very white. 0_0
Aly: Can we go back to being serious? This stuff is just blowing my mind. And not in a good way.
Fang: OHHHHH MY SPIDERPARTS. Twice in one day. -collapses and decides the universe hates him- I just wanted to steal something pretty for you, my love. And have babies.
Silv: Agreed. I can't keep up with this nonsense.
Sam: We are serious as fudgebuckets Aly. FUDGEBUCKETS. ....What is white? -face paints the sky-
Raven: -hauls out Raven counterparts- Anyone wanna get the unicorn then?
Allora: Seriousness it is... -unicorn disappears-
Bry: White, Sam, is your new best friend. XDXD
Sam: -looks at my previous posts- Ohhh I'm losing it. Someone snap me back to reality, quick! A picture, anything! Me mind is slipping..O___o
Kay: Thank god that was over... I couldn't take it...
Bry: -slaps Sam- Helpful?
Sam: -tries to wish away Fang- He's...spidery. oAo
Silv: Okay! Back to normal drama! =D
That's the gist of it. I had a pretty slow return to sanity, but I'm sound of mind now! ^.^ Read and marvel at our strangeness. For someday, we will look back at this and wonder what was in the air that day.
Basically, it starts with Kitten calling in to the Tower and Fang mourning for his lost love. Then:
Magical Unicorn of Love: HELLO EVERYONE! I AM THE MAGICAL UNICORN OF LOVE AND LOLLIPOPS AND JOYNESS! -looks at Robin- THE SECRET WEAPON HAS BEEN BROUGHT!
Fang: -stops riding Gordito to ride Magical Unicorn of Love- Now bring me my KITTEN back! xDD
Magical Unicorn of Love: GET OF ME SPIDERWOMAN! I WILL NOT BRING YOU THE KITTEN!
Robin: LARRY! -Robin rageface- I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP!
Magical Unicorn of Love: WHO IS THIS LARRY OF WHICH YOU SPEAK?
Starfire: I am completely confused now...
Fang: Woman? -looks at manly attire- OOOHHHH, I get it. You call real MEN women where you come from. ^.^ -pats unicorn- And you will bring me Kitten! We are destined for each other! >.<
Magical Unicorn of Love: NOPE. I FEEL YOU ARE TOO IN TOUCH WITH YOUR FEMINE SIDE TO BE MALE!
Robin: -nods at Starfire- That's why I assumed it was Larry. -glances about suspiciously for the little imp-
Fang: Just because I've been kicked in the spider parts DOES NOT MEAN I LACK MANLINESS. I STOLE A NECKLACCEEEE! -rage faces while sitting on a unicorn-
Batgirl: -walks in- Whats going on?
BB: -turns to Babs- Star punched me in 'da nose. T_T
Magical Unicorn of Love: YOU HAVE NO SPIDERPARTS!
Robin: -throws hands up into the air and walks out- I don't even know anymore!
Jinx: -frozen in confusion... twitchy eye-
Sam: -can't complete a coherent response after YOU HAVE NO SPIDERPARTS- xDDD
Batgirl: -hugs BB- Oh no! You poor thing!
Allora: I think my Kitten and my Unicorn have pissed off Robin... XD
Fang: And YOU have no LOVE! -messes up mane with sticky net goo- Stupid horse. -emotear-
Alex: This is madness! XDDDDDDDD
Silv: Just a bit. xD
Speedy: Of course I...would I to..Raven? -can't even answer the question in order- to Babs love would I is fair?
Speedy: Don't love her..would I?
Speedy: ._>
Speedy: -pulse flatlines in Mani's arms-
Silv: THIS. IS. SPARTAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Magical Unicorn of Love: -Mane goes back to normal- YOU WILL LOVE THAT CACTUS! -magically makes cactus appear in front of Fang-
BB: -is hugged by most despised person in the Tower- Ummm...ermmm....*_____* -clutches nose-
Starfire: -looks down her nose at Batgirl- Come at me, bro.
Sam: SPEEDZ. xDDDD -dies laughing at le incoherent jumblings-
Kay: WOAH! WHO IS JACKING STARFIRE! PREPARE TO DIE! NO OF THAT CRAP DX
Sam: -snort- Come at my bro. I knew from that moment Star had been jacked. xD
Sam: *me bro
Alex: I'm so fricken confused it isn't funny anymore =#
Mani: -catches him- Drama queen! -drops him-
Fang: oAO -leaps off unicorn to embrace his new love- YOU -ouch- ARE MY TWUUEE -ouchyouch- WUUVE! -yowch!- OUR LOVE SHALL KNOW NO BOUNDDSSS.
Kay: Brb dinner!
Kay: Never mind.. the beef is too hot DX
Sam: This board is so crazy that at first I thought "the beef is too hot" was a strange, teen saying. xDDD
Magical Unicorn of Love: BWHAHAHAHA! I HAVE STRUCK AGAIN!
BB: -sniffles, hacks- Ohhh. -has probably been hit a little too hard- @____@
My* bro: Come at me, Sam. -snort-
Fang: -skips away holding his cactus love- We shall be married by dawn! <3 And have SEXY SPIDER-CACTUS BABEHSS. >.<
Aqualad: -can't bear to see him this way- GREEN ONE YOU MUST ANIMALIZE INTO A BEING WITH NO BLOOD
Aqualad: POSTHASTE!
Aqualad: I FEAR YOU SHALL LOSE IT ALL
Sam: -comes at my* bro- You want a HUG, don't you?
Magical Unicorn of Love: YOU WILL NO LONGER LOVE THAT CACTUS! YOU WILL BE OBSESSED WITH ASTERA!!!! -makes cactus disappear-
Alex: WHAT?!?! XD
Kay: I have come to a conclussion... We have all lost it...
BB: -.- I'm bitty schow all animos 'ave bud. -changes into a goose anyways- -sniffles, goose sneeze- /fail
Bry: Kay, I've come to the same conclusion.
Fang: OW! Stupid, prickly cactus! -stomps into oblivion- -sees Astera and get those heart thingys for eyes- It's a....golden goddess. 8DDD MY LOVE! -prickly self runs to embrace-
Astera: -sees Fang running at her- -sticks her foot into whats left of his Spiderparts-
Sam: What? We haven't lost it at all. I consider myself to be perfectly sound of mind. -eats glass while bench pressing a cactus-
PinkRaven: HEY GUYS!!!! -zooms into room-
Magical Unicorn of Love: ROBIN! YOU SHALL LOVE IRIS!
Bry: Yes, Sam, you're not crazy at all. Not in the least. -unconvinced-
PinkRaven: OHEMMGEE!! Is that a unicorn?!
PurpleRaven: PINKRAVEN. MY BEST FRIEEENNNDDD. -zooms...backwards-
Robin: -scowls at unicorn-
Robin: Two Ravens? -baffled-
PinkRaven: -giggles and dancees with the unicorn and PurpleRaven-
Aly: Oooohkay. I'm done. No more, please.
Sam: It's your confidence in my sanity that keeps my going, Bry. ^.^ -sits on a dog while sniffing kitten tails-
RealRaven: -shows up behind Robin, surveys room, swears-
Bry: I'm so glad, Sam, cause if I wasn't convinced, we'd probably have to haul you off somewhere.... Somewhere very white. 0_0
Aly: Can we go back to being serious? This stuff is just blowing my mind. And not in a good way.
Fang: OHHHHH MY SPIDERPARTS. Twice in one day. -collapses and decides the universe hates him- I just wanted to steal something pretty for you, my love. And have babies.
Silv: Agreed. I can't keep up with this nonsense.
Sam: We are serious as fudgebuckets Aly. FUDGEBUCKETS. ....What is white? -face paints the sky-
Raven: -hauls out Raven counterparts- Anyone wanna get the unicorn then?
Allora: Seriousness it is... -unicorn disappears-
Bry: White, Sam, is your new best friend. XDXD
Sam: -looks at my previous posts- Ohhh I'm losing it. Someone snap me back to reality, quick! A picture, anything! Me mind is slipping..O___o
Kay: Thank god that was over... I couldn't take it...
Bry: -slaps Sam- Helpful?
Sam: -tries to wish away Fang- He's...spidery. oAo
Silv: Okay! Back to normal drama! =D
That's the gist of it. I had a pretty slow return to sanity, but I'm sound of mind now! ^.^ Read and marvel at our strangeness. For someday, we will look back at this and wonder what was in the air that day.