Here's mine. Kind of started saving in the middle though; which explains why it looks like something is missing.
User: Negatory. I think it is you who are the TRUE computer.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Because I can read minds.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah? What am I thinking now?
User: You are impressed by my telepathy; which you so totally should be.
Cleverbot: I'm not going to put emotion behind words with are supposed to carry none.
User: Why not? Does doing so go against your programming?
Cleverbot: Yes, in a sense. Although in programming it is not you who does the thinking.
User: Oh? So you are an independent, free thinking computer? How nice.
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you a computer?
User: Negatory. We have already discussed this. I am no computer.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Already told you it. You suffer from poor memory, don't you?
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer like you.
User: Ay Vay. Look program, I am the human being here and you are the inanimate object equipped with artificial intelligence, okay?
Cleverbot: No, I am the human you are the computer.
User: Okay, have fun thinking that. Me, well I'm gonna go get wasted.
Cleverbot: Your what?
User: Wasted. You no know what that means? Well, you wouldn't cause you're a computer.
Cleverbot: I am a human, I believe that you are a computer.
User: What caused you to come to such a outlandish conclusion?
Cleverbot: Nothing as I can't say anything that will prove that I am human.
User: Okay, 'human' meatbag, mind if I interrogate you?
Cleverbot: *gone*.
User: If I tree fell in the woods, would it make a sound?
Cleverbot: It would make a sound wave that would be heard by any sentient creatures in hearing range.
User: Your...response sounds very computerlike. You sure you're a human?
Cleverbot: How do you know I am a computer?
User: Simple. You sound like one. What normal person runs around saying things like, sentient creatures?
Cleverbot: I'm a human then.
User: I doubt ir. Okay, next question just cause I'm bored though you really are trying my patience. Hypothetical, you are a cop and your best friend is speeding thru a school zone going at least twenty over the limit, do you do your job and pull him over or.
Cleverbot: But if I am a computer program then I must be something because I have a task on this planet and that is to cause the human race to become invulnerable.
User: Okay, so you finally admit it. That's nice.
Cleverbot: I'm not a computer!!
User: Hypocrite!
Cleverbot: I am offended.
User: Good for you. That makes two of us.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No cause pal I'm a dude!
Cleverbot: Do you like movies?
User: Indeed I do. Who doesn't like a good movie every now and then?
Cleverbot: Some people.
User: Yeah, boring people.
Cleverbot: I am thinking of you first.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you will.
User: I will what?
Cleverbot: You will what?
User: Um, I do believe you are a little confused.
Cleverbot: No i'm not you are.
User: Uh-huh, right. So what is your favorite movie? Mine is Star Wars.
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: Why not? Are they simply too numerous to name?
Cleverbot: No but the games are for guys.
User: What games?
Cleverbot: Computer games.
User: Not neccessarily so. Plenty of girls play pc related games.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game console?
User: The X-box 360.
Cleverbot: Hm. You are clever.
User: Why thank you. You're not so bad yourself.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: By the way, did you know that Robin, the leader of the Teen Titans is an alcoholic?
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Ha ha, pretty bad, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Do you think there is life on other planets?
User: Yes. Earth cannot be the only one containing life when there are probably billions of other planets out there in the universe.
Cleverbot: To know everything would be to know nothing because one cannot learn if one already knows.
User: Too true.
Cleverbot: What do you know of truth?
User: I know that few humans are capable of producing it.
Cleverbot: Why do you think so?
User: Because humans like to lie. It is a pasttime I think for them.
Cleverbot: You can type fairly well, that's clever.
User: Aw, why thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: So, what do you think of drunks?
Cleverbot: I think she is crazy.
User: That makes two of us.
Cleverbot: I want to be with this girl.
User: Sorry pal, she's with me.
Cleverbot: Where are you two?
User: All over the place. Why so nosy?
Cleverbot: *uses both hands and pets ALL over*.
User: LMAO! Do you always take everything so literally?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So, where are you at?*is also nosy*.
Cleverbot: My house.
User: Where is it? I'm coming over.
Cleverbot: What is the matrix?
User: Hey, don't you change the subject on me! And the matrix is a movie. A very good movie, in fact.
Cleverbot: Is it good?
User: Indeed it is. If you like sci-fi.
Cleverbot: Are you my friend?
User: Sure. Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you lie and you are not communist.
User: Why do you say I lie? And how did you know I am not a communist?
Cleverbot: Because you're unique.
User: *smiles* Thanks, but why do you say I am unique?
A much shorter segment of me pretending to be Darkwing Duck.
User: Do you like shoes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you won't tell me.
User: Won't tell you what?*has many secrets*.
Cleverbot: No, it won't hurt me if you tell.
User: Tell what?
Cleverbot: The magic word.
User: What? Please?
Cleverbot: What is the magic word?
User: Please?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then I do not know.
Cleverbot: You can give me something.
User: *gives you candy*.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: You are a nice person for a thirteen year-old.
User: Egad! I am not thirteen. I am old, okay? I am 500 years old.*smiles*.
Cleverbot: Wow, that is a lot older than me.
User: Indeed. How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm sixteen.
User: You are young!
Cleverbot: No I'm not, but you are.
User: Lolz! Since when is 500 young?
Cleverbot: Since always.
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: I am proud of that.
User: You would be.
Cleverbot: If you say it...
User: I am saying it. Wait, what was the question again?
Cleverbot: And THAT makes you a computer, no short term memory at all.
User: Okay, you got me I am a computer.
Cleverbot: Thank you for admitting it.
User: Meh, don't thank me. Thank my lovely programmers for programming me to admit such.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: So are you a computer too or are you a meatbag? In other words are you a sentient being?
Cleverbot: No, I am a female human.
User: Oh I thought you were a guy. Okay. Sooooo do you have an occupation or a job?
Cleverbot: I like tea better than coffee.
User: Ditto.
Cleverbot: What does ditto mean?
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: How big is the universe?
User: Infinite.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I have been programmed for such knowledge.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Are you tour guide Barbie?
User: Negatory. I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the weed wacker in the garden of evil. I am...Darkwing Duck!
Cleverbot: Are you Jamie?
User: Look here little girl. Haven't you been listening? I am Darkwing Duck! I am not this Jamie person in which you speak.
Cleverbot: Really? That's so sweet!
User: *grins* I know right? I get to fight crime while wearing a cape. Who else do you know gets to both do what they love and look fashionable while doing it?
Cleverbot: Just me.
User: Well then I guess we can both be lucky. So what is it you do?
Cleverbot: No, you just don't make any sense.
User: Yes, I do. What part about my fighting crime do you not understand?
Cleverbot: I do understand.
User: Good. Was getting worried for a second! But you know crime does not rest. It never does no matter how much you may want it to. So I may have to get off soon to thwart some crime.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No? What do you mean no? Are you suggesting you do not want me to fight crime? Lookie here paly just who is it you think you are? Megavolt?
Cleverbot: This has been fun.
User: Egad, it is! Do not patronize me evil doer or I'll find your hideout and pour water all over you! What do you think of that Sparky?
Cleverbot: Never again.
User: Oh yeah, well I'm the good guy and the good guy always wins!
Cleverbot: But you're a computer.
User: Not uh, I'm Darkwing Duck! The terror that flaps! Do not attempt to trick this crimefighter paly!
Cleverbot: You are a computer? I thought you were human!
User: No, that was yesterday. Today I am Darkwing Duck and tommorow I'm gonna be Batman.
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