Chatzy Crazy

[Elenaphant]

GLITTER
Robin joined the chat 10 minutes ago
Starfire smiled, then giggled suddenly.
Starfire: You still have the glitter.
Robin: I what? I don't. What are you talking about? >​.>​
Robin subconsciously scrubs at face.
Starfire: You do! It is right there!
Starfire points to the corner of her own mouth to show
Robin scrubs furiously at the corner of his mouth and looks rather bothered.
Starfire watches him, unable to hide her giggles
Starfire: Let me try.
Robin scowls then looks shocked.
Starfire tries to rub it out for him, but it is glitter. It never gets off.
Robin: You? What? No. I got it.
Starfire: They are rather bothersome are they not? Though I sort of like it.
Starfire: If only they would not resist the washing.
Robin: Yeah. Glitter is hard to get rid of.
Starfire: It is not as bad as the stink of Beast Boy's clothes. I always do a separate load for him so that it does not infect our clothing.
Robin laughs.
Robin: That's a good idea.
Robin: I should do that next time it's my turn to do laundry.
Starfire smiles
Starfire: It is your turn to do laundry.
Starfire: Though, I could do it for you if you like~
Robin: No, that's alright Starfire. It's my turn.
Robin: Thank you, though.
Robin smiles at her.
Starfire is pleased
Robin: I hope we don't run into Plasmus.
Starfire: I hope we do not either. He is most disgusting.
Robin nods in agreement.
Starfire remembers what she almost MARRIED and shudders
Starfire: Though I suppose... there are worse fates...
Robin: There usually are.
Starfire: =.= It is not nice to think of such things.
Robin: So let's not.
Robin: Let's think of better things.
Starfire: ^-^ Let us do that.

Dick Grayson
Starfire: Oh, Robin? I have something to ask you...
Robin: Yeah?
Starfire: I am doing poorly in the English u.u
Starfire: I was wondering if it would be fine if I brought a friend from school here?
Robin: To help you with it?
Robin: Sure, I see no problem.
Robin: But I'm going to do a background check on them.
Robin: You know...safety precaution. >​.>​
Starfire: Yes--of course...
Starfire shifts, wonders if this is a good idea
Robin smiles to reassure her.
Starfire: He is not very dangerous--if anything he is usually on the receiving end of problems
Robin: I won't scare them off if that's what you're worried about.
Robin: What sort of problems?
Robin frowns
Starfire: He is bullied. >​/
Starfire: By stronger boys who wish to use him for their own gains. I do my best to put a stop to it.
Robin scowls at mention of bullying, but brightens when Starfire mentions stopping it; nods.
Starfire: He is /harmless/
Robin: I see no problem with him coming here then.
Robin: You're a good friend, I'm sure he'll appreciate your help.
Starfire beams
Robin smiles back at her.

PIZZA WITH MUSTARD
Starfire: I have discovered something glorious on the food channel
Starfire: There are pizzas with mustard <3
Robin: Are there?
Robin: We'll have to get one.
Starfire: <3 <3 <3
Starfire: My favourite drink and food item in one
Robin laughs.
Robin: Sounds perfect.
Starfire: ..What is your favourite food and drink item? I realize I do not know this. I assumed it was the pizza and the fuzzy dark drink.
Starfire: The one that sounds like a narcotic?
Robin: Coke?
Starfire: Yes, that is the drink I was referring to.
Robin: While I do like those, nothing quite beats Alf- err...A's Chicken Jalapeno Sandwiches.
Robin: Those are the best.
Starfire: I have never tried that. Where is this A's place?
Robin: It's um. Well, it's back home. In Gotham.
Starfire: Oh! I see...
Starfire considers that they don't talk of Gotham much
Robin: Yeah...
Robin shifts awkwardly.
Starfire: On Tamaran there were these kordovaks
Starfire: They were considered too common for a princess like myself to eat
Starfire: But I tried one once when I was being the... how you say... brat?
Robin nods, curious to hear rest of story.
Starfire: I went outside of my castle unattended and spent a day to myself. They taste very similar to mustard, actually.
Robin: Huh. Interesting. So, kordovaks were your favorite food until you found mustard?
Starfire: Certainly, although I am not 'picky'. Tamaraneans are used to eating a variety of different food from different planets. It is our adaptability.
Robin grins.
Robin: I've noticed.
Starfire: Heheh... Though humans do not share that same appetite; unless Cyborg is in question.
Starfire: Do you ever get the homesick?
Robin laughs but it turns unsettled at her second question.
Robin: I...sometimes.
Robin: Do you?
Starfire: Yes, but Tamaran is very different now that my family is gone.
Robin nods in understanding.
Starfire: I would like to stay here if I can.
Robin: Of course you can stay here.
Robin: If we haven't kicked out Superman or Martian Manhunter, I think you're safe.
Robin smiles wryly.
Starfire smiles back
Starfire: You like the Superman very much. I have noticed.
Robin: Yeah.
Robin: I've always looked up to him.
Robin: He has always been kind to me too.
Starfire: The Batman has been kind to you as well, yes?
Robin frowns and posture stiffens at mention of Batman.
Robin: Yeah. He has. He took me in and everything.
Robin: it's just...
Robin shrugs and shakes his head,
Starfire places her hand on his shoulder
Starfire: I am sorry. You are not comfortable speaking of him.
Robin smiles weakly at her.
Robin: Thanks for understanding, Star.
Robin: I just...Batman and I. It's complicated.
Starfire: I know. I can imagine if he is as stubborn as you can be, it would be complicated.
Starfire teases him lightly, squeezes his shoulder
Robin grins at her teasing.
Robin: Yeah.
Starfire: I just hope that you can resolve the issues in time. Then perhaps one day you can take me for those chicken jalapenos.
Robin: I hope so too.
Starfire hugs Robin
Robin hesitates at first, but then hugs her back.
Robin: -whispers- Thank you, Starfire.


GLITTER AGAIN (IT NEVER GOES AWAY)
Starfire: ^-^
Starfire smiles
Starfire: It is contagious.
Starfire: I am afraid I have given you more of the glitter.
Robin glances down at himself and laughs.

ROLEPLAY REFERENCES OH YEAH
Kaden joined the chat
Starfire sees him and waves
Starfire: Hello Kaden--I have not seen you since--
Robin glances the direction Star is waving and smiles in greeting at Kaden.
Starfire hushes up, remembering it is a secret
Starfire giggles, covering her mouth
Robin curiously looks at Starfire.
Kaden: *raises an eyebrow with a grin*
Starfire bites her lip and looks for a distaction
Starfire: OH!!
Starfire: I must show you both~
Robin: What?
Starfire zooms to her room and comes back out with a Bane Bear plushie
Starfire: Is he not adorable?
Starfire squishes the plush in a hug
Robin: You...you do realize that's Bane, right?
Starfire: Yes, but he is Bear Bane
Robin: Though, I will admit I have never seen him look so...er...cuddly.
Starfire: and he is a villainous bear who can now fight the good hero animals
Robin nods in understanding and grins.
Robin: What's the point of being a hero if you don't have a villain to fight, huh?
Starfire: Um... helping old ladies across the road?
Robin: That's true.
Robin: There are plenty of old people that need help.
Starfire: That is not very exciting though.
Robin: Not really.
Starfire: as Bane: Rawr rawr I'm Bane fight me...
Starfire is not in character XD
Robin laughs at the Bane Bear.

OTP OTP OTP
Starfire: I am at a loss what to do with my Wonderwoman plush
Robin: Have her smash things. She's good at that.
Starfire: I mean romantically.
Robin: Romantically?
Starfire: Yes, I wish to have a romantic story, in which Wonder Woman finds love, but I have not decided who is to have that. I am leaning toward Superman, but I cannot imagine a pairing that is not Lois Lane. You understand?
Robin nods.
Robin: He's crazy about Lois.
Starfire: They are the "otp" yes?
Robin shakes his head like he doesn't understand.
Starfire: It means a couple whom you favour over others. The discussions and 'feelings' around such concepts are most exciting. The girls at school speak of them all the time.
Starfire: For example: Edward and Bella otp forever. No! Jacob and Bella otp. Or even the Edward and Jacob which is the hot but not as popular. Though Edward and Bella are the 'canon' which means they happen so the others are 'sunk'.
Robin nods in understanding.
Robin: That's an...interesting passtime.
Starfire: It is! They get so emotional I cannot help but get excited with them.
Starfire: Though I think any romance is wonderful <3
Robin smiles and nods, colors slightly at idea of romance.

SHIPPING SHIPPING WIN WIN
Robin: So...do they do that with the Justice League members?
Starfire: Oh yes.
Robin raises brows curiously.
Starfire: They have done it with kitchen appliances, I think nothing is spared from this shipping concept
Robin laughs.
Robin: What? Kitchen appliances?
Starfire: Yes, the spoon and fork for example
Starfire: Their evidence is that they have a baby named Spork
Starfire: What is a spork?
Robin shakes head in amusement.
Robin: A spork is an eating utensil that has a basin like a spoon and prongs like a fork.
Starfire: Ah! Now I understand.
Robin: Yeah. It's supposed to be good for eating everything. But it's not good for eating much of anything.
Starfire: I like the food you can eat with your hands.
Starfire: Like pizza <3
Robin grins in agreement.
Robin: Me too.
Starfire smiles
Starfire: There is shipping of us too
Starfire: You are very... popular with Raven.
Robin: I...I...
Robin turns bright red.
Robin: What?
Starfire: I know. She is with Speedy. Their sources are most ludicrous.
Starfire: That time you caught her in battle. You happened to sit next to her in the pizzeria. You looked at her.
Robin nods, still looking uncomfortable.
Robin: They just jumped to crazy conclusions.
Starfire: The shipping is very strange like that. That Cyborg and I should have such a relationship makes me most uncomfortable.
Robin: You and Cyborg?
Starfire: Yes--you get all sorts of combinations.
Robin: I'm morbidly curious.
Robin: What sorts?
Starfire takes in a deep breath
Starfire: RobRae, RobStar, RobCy, RobBB, RobBlueB, RobSpeedy, RobKid, RobRedX, Rob.. um.. -is forgetting-
Robin frowns as he tries to decipher these strange pairings, sputters at the idea of him and the guys.
Robin: Where do they come UP with this stuff?
Starfire: Oh yes, in Gotham you were popular with Batgirl.
Robin: That one actually makes sense.
Starfire resists gritting teeth
Starfire: Yes, I know.
Starfire: The one with you and Jaime amuses me.
Starfire: I think it is on the principle that you do not treat him in the nicest way that gives the appeal.
Robin: That makes no sense, at all. I barely have anything to do with Jaime.
Starfire: I do not think the shipping feels run on any logic.
Robin: Apparently not.

WHEN OTHERS JOIN IN
Mei joined the chat 6 seconds ago
Beast Boy joined the chat
Starfire: Hello Beast Boy! Hello Mei! =D
Mei: Hello!
Beast Boy: What's up, Star? ^-^
Mei goes to the fridge to get some OJ
Mei: What are you guys up too?
Robin grins in greeting at the pair.
Beast Boy is going to be scarce because his author is a forgetful soul and will abandon this thing sooner or later.
Starfire: We were talking about shipping!
Mei: ............ Shipping.
Starfire: Yes, shipping. Mei, you are very popular with Alchemy.
Robin: Unfortunately not by UPS.
Beast Boy: Oooh, I love boats! Are we visiting Aqualad in Atlantis?
Mei: I am the queen of the ships.
Mei: Oh my.
Mei: Really.
Starfire: Yes, it is silly is it not?
Alchemy joined the chat
Starfire: And recently... there has been support for Cyborg and you?
Alchemy: Silly? Nah.
Starfire: Has something happened I am not--
Starfire: You!
Mei blushes.
Starfire wonders what is happening with security again
Alchemy: Hey~ Sup everyone!
Alchemy grins
Starfire: Are you not with Slade now?
Robin glares at Alchemy.
Alchemy: Pft. No. That poor baby had to get his rest.
Alchemy: I cuddled until he passed out and snuck out the back door.
Starfire: His... rest...?
Sapphire joined the chat
Starfire feels very disturbed
Alchemy: Hey Birdy~
Robin looks incredibly disturbed.
Alchemy winks at Robin.
Alchemy: Well yeah, his rest. He is a person too, you know.
Starfire: I wish the bleach for brains.
Beast Boy is oblivious.
Starfire: Where does one acquire this?

MASKS
Kaden joined the chat
Robin: It doesn't exist. Unfortunately.
Starfire: ;-;
Robin: I wish it did too.
Alchemy sees Kaden
Alchemy: My lovely lawyer!
Sapphire: I pray you realize how dirty that sounded
Robin glances at Kaden.
Mei: Believe me, Sapph. She knows.
Robin: You're a lawyer?
Kaden takes off mask and turns into derek
Alchemy sonofabitch
Kaden: derek: lawyer... yes >​.>​
Alchemy igetthemconfusedbecauset​heyarebothbeautiful
Starfire: I am most conused.
Robin is so confused.
Starfire: gremplork I meant confused
Beast Boy: Strange. People usually turn into Slade when they take off masks. >​.>​
Mei: Hey Kaden... I like that new mask.
Sapphire slight chuckle
Kaden: derek: i'm better looking
Robin: I'm glad this time turned out differently.
Mei removes the Derek mask so he can go back to being Kaden

FOURTH WALL AND COLOURS
Sapphire breaks fourth wall, glances at Robin's color.
Sapphire: This is awkward
Starfire snuggles her Bane plushie for comfort
Robin had the color first. Wins.
Sapphire no red is mineeee!
Mei notices her color is the same as BB's
Mei grins evilly.
Sapphire: Winning isn't everything, Robin
Robin: It's just the only thing that matters.
Mei blinds all of her friends with her stunning new color choice.
Robin smirks.
Robin is blinded.
Sapphire blind "ow"
Alchemy was wearing protective gear
Alchemy: Haha. You guys shoulda known.
Kaden wonders if this color is even visable
Beast Boy is blinded by GREEN.
Robin register's Kaden as a dark blue.
Starfire is fine with it because alien eyes
Kaden dances with success

REDHEADS. ALL OF THE REDHEADS
Starfire also points out that on the subject of red... she is the only redhead hear
Starfire must be excused for her grammar for she is failing her course
Robin likes redheads. A lot.
Starfire is the reddest of redheads
Starfire is however orange because skin tone

THE FOURTH WALL
Ella joined the chat
Ella breaks fourth wall
Starfire also wears purple and has green eyes. Hardest colour pallet to skin for ugh.
Ella: I am a redhead. Your arguments are invalid.
Ella rolls out.
Starfire: Are you a natural red head, strange person from beyond the fourth dimension?
Starfire: She is gone.
Robin startled by random redhead with rolling abilities.
Mei shakes her head
Mei: Ella is a bottle redhead.
Starfire considers on that topic, Elena is not a redhead nor does she particularly care for them XD
Beast Boy thinks Robin has a bit of a possessiveness problem with redheads.
Starfire is being tracked as we speak
Robin has no problems. At all. And most certainly does NOT tracks them. >​.>​

THE FOURTH WALL (and a potty mouth)
Mei breaks fourth wall
Mei: Someone needs to call Kenners
Mei: and tell her to bring Speedy up in this bitch
Starfire: Language =O
Starfire: Do not call our area of meeting a dror
Starfire: It has feelings too.
Starfire pets the chatzy

BACK TO REDHEADS MY X'HAL ROBIN
Robin recalls that Speedy is on a family mission and will not return for yet a few days.
Mei: I forgot this one doesn't change everything to gremplork.
Robin: No. It does not.
Sapphire: (Hahahaha Star I can't lolololol)
Starfire will notice that of course Robin knows this
Starfire notices Robin always knows where the red haired individuals are
Robin knows everything about everyone at all times.
Beast Boy did not realize that Speedy had family.
Robin except not really.

BEAST BOY IS RICH SPOILER ALERT
Beast Boy is an ORPHAN. ;_____;
Starfire knows Beast Boy is RICH.
Sapphire joined the chat
Starfire knows Beast Boy has more money than Bruce Wayne
Starfire wishes she could pull up the evidence for this, but she has shown Robin before


IT'S CLAIMING MEN HALLELUJAH IT'S CLAIMING MEN
Sapphire claims Wally
Starfire: We are claiming men? =D
Sapphire and Toast claims her Redhead
Sapphire: (Now it looks like Sapph claimed him with me)
Beast Boy had no clue he had such money bags.
Sapphire: Beast Boy, claim a man.
Kaden strikes a manly pose.
Sapphire: Does Kaden want claimed by Beast Boy? O . O
Starfire giggles
Beast Boy is told to claim a man, hops on Kaden's shoulders.
Mei: I need to claim a man.
Starfire puts her arm around Robin
Mei cries in corner of loneliness
Sapphire: That works too
Kaden: sweet. always wanted a talking dog
Kaden is joking
Kaden offers mei derek mask
Robin has no idea what is going on.
Sapphire: Except you're the one who's claimed - _ -
Alchemy has Slade and Derek-ish, so she is okay
Starfire: You have been claimed by me <3 You are now mine.
Beast Boy: -.- Very funny, dude.
Robin has been claimed; turns bright red.
Starfire: However I set you free, because that is how true love works
Starfire grabs a book
Sapphire misses Wally D:
Robin nods and looks awkward.
Starfire: -reads- and if it is true, fly back to you

AND ROBIN LAID AN EGG
Starfire: This is a bit difficult since you cannot fly.
Robin: Actually, I can.
Starfire: You can?
Starfire: Since when?
Alchemy: He is a bird, Star
Starfire: He is not really a bird though.
Beast Boy: He injected himself with Robin DNA once. >​D
Starfire: We do not talk about that.
Robin: We're not talking about that.
Starfire: That was a horrible dream we had, remember?
Alchemy: Oh I bet that was interestin'
Mei: ........
Starfire: The proof is that we are young and still alive.
Mei bursts out laughing
Mei: You did what
Robin glares at Mani.
Robin: Nothing.
Starfire hums jingle bells
Mei: You injected yourself with DNA from a Robin? Oh baby why!
Robin turns to glare sharply at Starfire.
Mei tries not to laugh, trying to get serious
Robin: We're not talking about it, Mani.
Starfire giggles
Robin: That's final.
Starfire: ...
Starfire: ...
Sapphire: Pfft Robin
Beast Boy whistles innocently. >​.>​
Mei: .....
Sapphire snickers
Starfire: ...Robin laid an egg
Mei busts out laughing again at Sapph's snicker
Mei laughs harder
Mei: OMG
Beast Boy busts out laughing.
Mei: YOU DID!? HAAHAHAHAHA
Beast Boy rolls on the floor.
Mei rolls around with BB
Robin turns bright red and throws hands up in the air.
Robin: I'll be back when the maturity level in here increases.
Sapphire: Son, you've become a MAN now
Mei: N-no! Come back!
Mei grabs Robin's legs
Mei: I am sorry!
Starfire: I am sorry Robin, but u-upon reflection that was hilarious.
Mei: I-I just... an egg
Starfire: ( Toast I snorted really loud at that)
Sapphire joined the chat
Robin is grabbed, glares at Mani and tries to shake her off.
Sapphire: (Ha!)
Robin: It's not funny.
Mei clings
Starfire: It was just a silly dream. I am sorry
Mei: Noo! I will make it up to you.
Mei: How about anything you want for dinner for the nest week?
Mei: ...........
Mei busts out laughing again at her pun
Starfire: ..........
Sapphire: So that happened
Starfire: Mani p-please desist I am trying to be comforting.
Sapphire gigglesnort
Mei giggles
Mei: Fine, fine.
Mei: I am sorry Robs.

SUGGESTIVE ROLEPLAY
Robin obviously finds none of this funny.
Starfire snuggles him from behind
Sapphire: (Robin finds nothing funny)
Beast Boy clings to Robin's other leg while laughing too hard to form coherent sentences.
Starfire: We can go to my room and do the roleplaying if you'd like.
Alchemy: ..................
Alchemy: Did she just...
Robin turns bright red from Starfire proximity and her suggestion...that she just said...OUT LOUD
Mei laughs
Sapphire laughs at how dirty that sounds
Mei: Omg Star that is NOT something you say outloud!
Mei: Robs! I didn't know you were into that sorta stuff!
Starfire: Oh >​.>​ I am sorry I forgot it was a secret.
Mei: So what is it? You look like a teacher and student sorta guy
Starfire: All of you should join us =D
Starfire: It is most fun.
Mei laughs again
Robin would like to sink through the floor and die right now. That would be great.
Starfire: ( Elena is dying right now omg I can't )
Sapphire: I'm sorry, what now? /laughing\
Alchemy: I-I think
Alchemy: I am going to go.
Beast Boy releases Robin's legs immediately and goes into epileptic shock.
Alchemy runs out as fast as she can
Sapphire: We found a new form of security /gigglesnort\

AGAIN WITH THE REDHEADS
Mei: Omg can we all join if we dye our hair?
Starfire: I feel I am missing something.
Mei: We know you have a thing for redheads, Robs~
Starfire: I will be in my room~
Robin 's face is the same color as his shirt now.
Starfire takes her bane plushie and leaves
Robin: That's not.
Robin: I mean.

AND SO IT BEGINS
Mei: Meet ya there, sweetcheeks~
Mei: Come on Robs.
Mei: We gotta go meet Star for the roleplaying
Robin nods dejectedly and follows Mani and Star.
Sapphire pats Robin's shoulder\ our little leader is growing up so fast
Sapphire follow out of curiosity mostly\
Starfire: ( playing with dolls is the sign of his maturity indeed XD )

THE PLUSHIE ROLEPLAY
Starfire has set up the hero plushies
Starfire: Greetings friends! You may choose a character
Robin beelines for Superman, like always.
Starfire: Though Superman is reserved for Robin
Starfire: ^-^
Sapphire stares at The Flash
Starfire: I will be Bane Bear~
Starfire: Mani, would you like to be Wonder Woman for us?
Mei: Sure~
Mei grabs the Wonder Woman doll
Sapphire: (I might go sleep guys)
Starfire: ( It is late XD You should go )
Beast Boy is still twitching on the floor.
Robin: (Yeah. Night Toast!)
Sapphire: (/throws cold water at Beast Boy\
Starfire: Bane: YOU HEROES CANNOT STOP ME. I HAVE TITAN TANKS AND I AM BIG AND STRONG RAAAWR.
Starfire: -picks up Batman-
Starfire: Batman: You are a fool Bane, I have gathered your Titans tanks and had them destroyed. I used you.
Starfire: -picks up Bane-
Starfire: Bane: NOOOOOOO! I WILL DESTROY um...
Starfire: Are they in Metropolis or which city?
Robin: Bane usually operates in Gotham.
Mei: ( i can't even i am dying jesus)
Starfire: Oh, yes.
Starfire: Bane: I WILL DESTROY GOTHAM... NO... AMERICA!
Starfire: Bane: I have planted bombs... everywhere!
Robin: Superman: The Justice League will stop you.
Starfire: Bane: Your puny league cannot do anything. I shall be victorious!
Beast Boy squeals and stands at attention, sopping wet. O_________O
Starfire: -makes Bane do vaguely destructive motions-
Mei: Wonder Woman: Oh no, Superman~ We must stop that crazed psycho!
Robin: -grabs random plushes and sets them up in strategic areas around the room-
Robin: Superman: We're already on it.
Starfire: Bane: Mwuahahahahaha.
Robin: Superman: We have teams finding the bombs Bane has planted across America.
Starfire: ( Bane = generically evil by Starfire's wonderful standards )
Mei: Wonder Woman: While they do that, we must work together to stop Bane.... and... and stuff!
Starfire: Bane: Yes, have those innocent people collect around the bombs
Robin is taking this whole thing way too seriously.
Starfire: Bane: What you do not know is that they are motion activated.
Robin: Superman: Di- Wonder Woman, you take the left, I'll hit him from the right.
Robin: -makes plushie reach to ear- Calling watchtower. Martian Manhunter, are you there?
Starfire: Bane: There is no trigger. Your heroic trifling will be America's undoing
Beast Boy left the chat
Mei: Wonder Woman: Understood!
Starfire: -gabs Martian plush-
Starfire: MM: Yes Superman. What is it you require?
Starfire: Bane: -throws self against Wonder Woman-
Starfire: Bane: -for this is fighting-
Mei: Wonder Woman: Ahhh! -rams into Bane*
Starfire: Bane: -falls over- AAAGH! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT WOMAN!
Robin: Superman: Tell the team looking for the bombs to be careful. They are motion activated.
Starfire: MM: Understood.
Robin: -flies the plushie in after Wonder Woman and Bane-
Starfire: -makes MM put his hands to temple to indicate telepathy-
Robin: Superman: Wonder Woman, see if you can wrangle him with your lasso. Make him tell us how to deactivate the bombs.
Mei: (I can't handle this omg I just can't imagine robin playing dolls)
Mei: Wonder Woman: -makes a lassoing maneuver and tosses the lasso at Bane-
Starfire: Bane: UGH! -is lassoed-
Mei: Wonder Woman: Tell me how to deactivate the bombs, Bane
Starfire: Bane: There is no way to deactivate the bombs
Mei: (brb I need to put up the cookie dough and get something to drink)
Mei: Wonder Woman: Lies! -smacks her hand across Bane's face-
Robin: Superman: There has to be a way.
Starfire: Bane: No. America is going to be destroyed.
Robin: (I seriously have not stopped laughing since this plushie game started. xD)
Robin: Superman: Not on my watch.
Starfire: Bane: Your watch will be set to DOOMSTIME
Starfire: -picks up Batman-
Starfire: Batman: I have deactivated all the bombs in America
Starfire: Bane: What? BUT HOW?
Starfire: Batman: I'm Batman.
Starfire: -tosses the Batman plush across the room-
Starfire: He has grappled away.
Mei: Ah, I was wondering why Batman suddenly was halfway across the room
Robin makes a noise somewhere between a snort and a laugh.
Mei: Wonder Woman: -beats up Bane some more-
Starfire: ^-^ This was most fun
Starfire: Oh, we are still playing?
Mei: I agree!
Starfire: Bane: AH. AH. AH. OOOOH THE PAAAAIN
Mei laughs and falls over
Robin: Superman: -between snickers- Wonder Woman, stop. He's been beaten.
Robin: This is the part where we go back to the Watchtower and celebrate over pizza.
Robin: Job well done everybody!
Mei: Oh pizza!

Some things don't go together
Starfire: Hurrah! Can it be the pizza with mustard?
Mei: That... is pretty gross, Star.
Mei: Not gonna lie.
Starfire has a hurt expression on her face
Robin: Yes. It can be pizza with mustard.
Starfire: But it is the combination of my two favourite things.
Robin glares at Mani.
Starfire: <3
Starfire brightens considerably
Mei: Well... to each is own.
Mei: I like Robin and bikinis. But... together.
Mei shudders
Starfire: What would be wrong with that?
Starfire: Oh--is it one of those gendered things?
Mei: .............
Robin: Let's not go there.

A NEW SHIP IS BORN
Mei bursts out laughing and hugs Star
Mei: I gotta love ya, kiddo~
Starfire is confused but enjoys the hug
Starfire: <3
Starfire: I love you too, Mani
Starfire is very sincere
Mei grins
Mei falters a bit
Mei: Okay kid. You can stop hugging now.
Mei pats Star's head gently
Starfire desists with the hugging
Mei: Let's go get pizza
Mei: With... with mustard
Mei tries not to gag
Starfire: <3 yes! Let us go get the pizza~
Robin watches them fondly, grinning.
Robin: We can get more than one pizza, Mani.
Mei: ( New Ship )
Robin hops to his feet, ready to go get pizza.
Mei: (Stani )
Starfire: ( WHAT. That's totally familial XD ))
Starfire: ( Silly shipping ;D Defies all logic )
Starfire: ( Which makes it so fun... and so blood thirsty )
Robin: (If it fits, it ships)
Mei: ( Ches~ )
Starfire: ( and if it doesn't fit, don't worry, we'll jam it into place )
Robin: (Truth)

[Elenaphant]

Fraternizing
Mari joined the chat
Mari: Hello handsome~ What're you doing up?
Damian scowls at her.
Damian: TT
Damian: I work late.
Mari: Pfft. Why'd I bother asking, of course you do. I hope you have some semblance of a sleep schedule
Damian: I sleep when I need to.
Mari: Normal people need eight hours but I know that's not realistic for you.
Mari sighs
Mari: Sometimes I wish I was a speedster
Mari: Then I could complain about how there are too many hours in a day
Damian: TT
Damian: Do you have nothing better to do?
Mari: I was actually studying
Mari: I saw you and reminded myself I need a break to stay optimum--why do you ask?
Damian: TT
Damian: Go away Grayson.
Mari: Excuse me?
Mari narrows eyes
Damian: You heard me.
Mari gets up
Damian turns away from her and back to the plans in front of him.
Mari walks over to him
Mari takes work and pushes it into his arms
Mari: You go away.
Damian catches as much of the work as he can before shoving it back onto the desk and surging to his feet.
Damian: I wasn't the one who insisted on fraternizing.
Mari: I was being nice--a word I know doesn't exist in your lexicon, but if you want me to be bitchy just say so
Mari: Sometimes I seriously wonder why I even bother with you.
Damian: Well, I was focusing, a concept I know you have trouble with given your lineage.
Damian: TT
Damian: Why do you?
Mari: Because I don't learn from other people's mistake's apparently.
Mari: And I have a lot more self control than you do.
Damian scowls at her.
Mari goes back to her work, silently fuming

Self Control
Damian does not stand for being insulted. Uses some blank paper nearby to make paper airplanes to shoot at Mar'i when she isn't looking.
Damian will totally teach her a lesson.
Mari grabs one and burns it in her fist
Mari: What are you doing?
Damian raises a brow at the display.
Damian: Just helping you practice your self control.
Mari: Please.
Mari: If I lacked self control I'd be on top of you right now.
Damian: You wouldn't get that far.

Choose to be Good
Mari: You're so confident in your abilities. The only reason why you would win against me is because you go to lengths I don't cross.
Damian: TT At least you admit your weakness.
Mari: But it's a choice.
Mari: It's what separates the good from the evil
Mari: You calling it a weakness suggests something I don't like.
Mari: Would you ever hurt me?
Damian: If it's something that can be used against you, it is a weakness.
Damian: If I had to.
Damian: I would not hesitate.
Mari: What would I have to do for you to hurt me?
Damian: TT
Damian: You already know.
Mari: Do I?
Mari: You're so eager to remind everyone that you're lethal.
Mari: Does that make you proud?
Mari: It certainly doesn't make Bruce proud.
Damian narrows his eyes at her.
Damian: Don't bring him into this.
Mari: You know it's true.
Damian: He doesn't understand.
Mari: No, you're the one who doesn't understand.
Mari: Killing would be all too easy
Mari: And I'm getting tired of having this conversation with you
Damian frowns because he doesn't understand what is wrong with the easy way.
Damian: Then stop.
Damian: I certainly didn't ask for it.
Mari: You sort of did
Mari: When you decided to come into our lives
Damian eyes narrow at her.
Damian: Would you prefer I leave?
Mari: No--I'd hate it if you did.
Damian: TT
Damian: Make up your mind, then.
Mari: It would help if you would.
Mari: You keep clinging to what Talia taught you
Mari: I'm not saying that you haven't learned anything
Damian: And if I asked you to forget everything your Mother ever taught you, you would do so in a heartbeat?
Damian: TT
Mari: You know mine was a different situation from yours
Damian: That doesn't make her any less my Mother.
Mari: You're right.
Damian: Of course I am.
Mari: Not 'of course'
Mari: You're right that she's your mother, and it's hard for you to shake what you've learned
Mari: But you need to grow up and decide what kind of man Damian Wayne is
Mari: Bruce isn't always right either--my father can attest to that
Damian scowls at her.
Mari: I only say these things because I care about you--more than you ever cared about me.
Mari turns back to her work
Damian: TT
Damian: -grumblegrumble- As though you can be a judge of that. -grumblegrumble-

Green Lantern Security 
Mari looks over her shoulder
Damian: What?
Mari: I think I'll be leaving tomorrow
Damian has deeper emotions flicker across his face before settling on a neutral scowl.
Damian: Fine.
Mari: Milagro wants me to check something at the Green Lantern station. Apparently they are interested in people working security and she vouched for me.
Damian: TT The lanterns?
Mari: Lian will be acting as leader for the team while I'm gone. She's more than capable.
Mari: Do you have a problem with lanterns?
Damian: Lian?
Mari: Do you have a problem with--
Mari snorts
Mari: You do.
Damian scowls at her for pointing out the obvious.
Damian: Do you require assistance?
Mari is a Grayson of course she does
Mari: No, I'm fine. I'm just letting you know.
Damian eyes narrow.
Damian: All right.

Kitchen Flirtdown
Mari looks back at her work, but has trouble concentrating
Mari: I'm getting some water. Do you want me to bring you anything?
Damian rises to his feet.
Damian: I'll go with you.
Mari: You don't have to, I can bring it.
Damian: I want to stretch my legs.
Damian is probably going to follow her around like a lost puppy until she leaves but pretend he isn't.
Mari: Very well.
Mari gets up and heads to the kitchen
Mari likes her very CLEAN kitchen with no blue fuzz to speak of
Damian follows Mar'i to the kitchen but pulls back once they get there and lurks behind the island.
Mari grabs the filtered water from the fridge and pours herself a glass
Mari leans against the counter, looking at him as she drinks
Mari: >.>
Damian stands there awkwardly until he catches her looking at him and stares back aggressively.
Mari smirks
Damian scowls
Mari reclines, looking right back at him unrelentingly
Damian leans forward onto the counter top towards her.
Damian initiates STAREDOWN
Mari leans in on the opposite side of the island
Mari grins
Mari: At this point most guys ask me for my number
Damian eyes narrow at her nearness but he doesn't flinch.
Damian: That would be irrelevant. I already have your number.
Mari chuckles
Mari leans in even more
Mari catches herself ad her smile fades
Mari: This is stupid.
Mari takes her glass to the sink to watch
Mari *wash
Damian leans against the counter and grins at her in a knowing sort of way.
Damian: You seemed pretty into it.
Damian: What about that self control, Grayson?
Mari: Must be why I love flirting--it's so fun, but not worth it.
Damian smirks at her and pushes himself up from the counter top.
Damian: Enlightening.

Afraid to Fall
Mari puts away the glass and faces him, crossing her arms
Damian mirrors her motion, crossing his arms as well.
Damian: TT
Mari shakes her head, dropping her arms and heading back to the couch
Damian follows slowly, keeping a close tailing distance.
Mari grabs her work
Damian: What did you bribe the rest of the team with?
Mari: What?
Damian: They would never leave us alone so long on their own.
Mari narrows eyes
Mari: I didn't bribe them with anything
Damian is suspicious of everything
Damian: You ordered them then?
Mari: They're probably in their rooms--it's late after all
Mari: If they knew we'd be alone do you think they'd resist spying or taunting?
Mari: I'd never live down the teasing
Mari: Or the lecturing.
Damian: TT
Mari: You think I want to be alone with you?
Damian: I don't know.
Damian moves quickly so that he's close to her, in her face.
Damian: Are you afraid of me?
Mari 's heart starts racing
Mari: If I am, it's not for the reasons you're thinking
Damian: Oh?
Damian tilts head
Damian: Enlighten me.
Mari steps back
Mari curses because she's cornered by the couch
Damian steps forward, doesn't back down.
Mari: I don't want to get too deep into... whatever this is.
Mari: Feelings will inevitably hurt and they're probably not going to be yours.
Damian pulls back instantly at the rejection, looks slightly disappointed before masking it. He nods, not entirely understanding.
Mari: Sorry. It's better this way. Trust me.
Damian: TT
Damian: Relationships make for weaknesses anyway.
Damian: I know better.
Damian wishes he didn't.
Mari: They can make you a better person
Mari: But they don't last.
Damian: Nothing lasts, Grayson.
Mari looks away
Mari: I think I should take this work to my room now.
Mari: Try to get some sleep tonight.
Damian nods in understanding.
Damian: I'll be here should you change your mind.
Mari shakes head
Mari: I don't even know what you're offering.
Mari: Goodnight.
Mari heads to her room for a night of little sleep
Damian: TT
Damian: Goodnight, Grayson.
Damian goes back to his work.

[Elenaphant]

Pets
Mari sits, stroking Alfred kitty in her lap
Damian wanders in and sees cat
Damian staring contest ensues.
Mari: >.>
Mari clears throat
Damian glances at Mar'i and raises a brow.
Damian: What?
Mari: Oh, don't mind me, just breaking an awkward moment.
Mari: Where's Titus?
Damian: Probably sleeping.
Mari: ^-^ It's been awhile since I've been to the manor. I missed these guys~
Mari: Who's a cute kitty? You are! Yes you are <3
Damian: >.>
Damian: Right.
Mari: Do you wanna hold him? =D
Damian: No, I most certainly do not.
Mari: Liar~
Mari: How can you say no to this face?
Mari snuggles cat
Damian: TT

His oh-so-many shortcomings
Mari sets Alfie down, dusts off cat hair as best she can
Mari: Whatchya up to?
Damian: Father banned me from patrol tonight.
Mari: Banned?
Mari raises eyebrow
Damian narrows his eyes and IS SO NOT sulking.
Damian: Yes.
Damian: You heard me, Grayson.
Mari: It's Mar'i~
Mari: Come on, you can say it~
Damian: TT
Mari: Maybe it'll bring a smile to your face ;D
Mari: But, seriously, what happened?
Damian frowns at her as though proving a point.
Damian plops down in a nearby chair.
Damian: I don't wish to discuss it.
Mari: Okay, that's fair.
Mari reclines and crosses legs
Mari: But if you want to vent, I'll listen.
Damian: I have no desire to disclose my shortcomings to you, Grayson.
Mari: Very well, Wayne
Mari: I'll just imagine all of them and pick one.
Mari is teasing
Damian lifts his head and looks down his nose at her frowning.
Damian: You'll probably choose incorrectly.
Mari: That's kind of the risk you take when guessing after all =P
Damian smirks.
Mari smiles, is in a good mood

Glorious Mood
Mari: I for one had a great day
Damian: Fascinating, Grayson.
Damian: I'm sure you'll tell me all about it.
Mari: You're right to be sure, Mister Wayne~
Damian slumps in his chair and scowl-pouts at her.
Mari: I met up with some old friends, and we shared some awesome chilli cheese fries. They were so unhealthy but sooo good.
Damian: TT
Mari: Then I was invited to a party which was cra-zaaaay but the awesome thing about having no secret identity is that everyone knows you're a hero, so I didn't have to worry about anything stupid happening. Who's going to invite a cape to a party if they intend to, I dunno, underage drink or whatever? So I got to relax and--I actually wore a cape! It was awesome.
Mari: Then Steph and I happened to meet and we kicked butt in purple.
Mari: Overall quite fun.
Damian rolls his eyes, not terribly impressed.


The Proposition
Mari: Heeey. We should go out and do something. The night is still young, young knight~
Damian: Do what, Grayson?
Mari: Is it really hard to think of things you want to do with me? -smirks-
Mari: What does Damian Wayne want to do as a teenage boy with cash to blow and every door that opens at his last name? Come on, think about it.
Damian leans forward and lowers his voice with a smirk on his face in response.
Damian: I can think of plenty of things. I'm just not sure you'd be up to them.
Mari: Like what?
Mari initiates a challenging stare
Damian leans back in a more haughty pose
Damian: I thought you enjoyed guessing, Grayson.
Mari chuckles
Mari: Not how I prefer to spend my Saturday night.
Damian smirks
Damian: TT Then how would you?
Damian: Since, clearly you don't enjoy a game of chess.
Mari: Oh, I do, but not tonight--and you know I said I wouldn't play you again until I've got a few good games with Alfred under my pocket
Mari did not enjoy losing
Damian smirks
Damian: TT
Damian: You are very much like your Father.
Mari: I like to pretend I'm better~
Mari: Now let's see, what do I feel like doing?
Damian flicks a glance over her and then nods, conceding.
Mari considers this
Mari: Catching a show? Nah, I have too much energy. Club? Ooh, I could use some more dancing.
Damian: TT
Mari: I figure you don't want to window shop~
Damian: Not particularly.
Mari: We could drive around town blasting music until we see something we like~
Damian: TT
Mari: Sorry, I don't speak TT
Damian raises brows in an expression that clearly reads you should learn
Mari: ...
Damian sighs
Damian: Whatever you want to do, Grayson.
Damian: I might, at least, gain mild amusement from your childish antics.
Mari bites bottom lip, can't hold back a smile
Damian smirks
Mari: I'll go get changed into something nicer~
Damian raises brow at the statement, but nods in understanding.

Ready? Set? Go!
Mari returns after taking a typically female amount of time to get ready for a night out
Mari: Well? Do I look good enough to be seen with you? -smirks-
Damian has changed, much faster, out of his training clothes and is lurking by the stairs.
Damian glances at Mar'i, eyes lingering on how pretty she looks in her outfit before he huffs and turns away.
Damian: I suppose so.
Mari: You look pretty adequate yourself
Mari laughs
Damian nods.
Damian: Ready?
Mari loops her arms around his and smiles up at him
Mari: Ready.
Damian smirks.

Shut up and Drive
Damian: Shall we borrow one of my Father's classier cars?
Mari: Whichever one you prefer--you're driving.
Mari had driving lessons from her father, this was not the best
Damian raises brows and grins. They're so taking the fastest and the flashiest.
Mari smirks. Right on.
Damian leads the way to the garage, gestures to the sleek silver convertible.
Damian: This one.
Mari: Oooh shiny~
Mari admires it
Mari: Shall we? >D
Damian grabs the key from the key-rack thing and hops into the car, not even bothering with the doors.
Damian: Let's go.
Mari me hops-floats in
Mari: Drive, baby, drive~
Damian flicks open the garage door and drives out.
Damian: Do we have a destination, Grayson?
Mari: The stars~
Mari: But no, just get us to the core of Gotham and we'll find something
Damian: Or it shall find us.
Mari turns on radio
Damian shuts up and drives~

Sunglasses at Night
Mari: I say bring it >D
Damian smirks
Mari enjoys the feeling of wind in her hair as they drive down the highway
Mari puts down her ultracool shades
Mari: I wear my sunglasses at night~
Damian is driving to Gotham like a boss with a hot chick in his car. Way to carry the Wayne name, Sirrah~
Damian: Unless they are equipped with night vision I do not see the logic in it, Grayson.
Mari: Some of us don't have the pleasure of having normal eyes
Damian: I thought you didn't bother with secret identities.
Mari: I don't, but sometimes I like to keep them guessing
Mari smirks
Damian: TT
Damian: You and your guessing games, Grayson.
Mari: You'd be surprised what hiding your eyes can do--wait, you wear a mask so no you wouldn't
Mari: I'm not worse than you are, Wayne~
Damian smirks
Damian: Whatever you say, Grayson.

Protective
Damian takes the First St. exit ramp
Damian cruises around downtown Gotham
Mari looks out to their city, getting a rare 'street view'
Mari grins at him
Damian grins back
Damian stops at a stop light. Ignores the car next to them that is making loud comments.
Damian: TT
Mari laughs, takes it in good humour and waves at
Damian speeds away from other car as soon as light turns green.
Damian: Do we have a destination yet, Grayson?
Mari: Awww, did they rile you up?
Damian: They were making comments about you.
Damian: I'm not deaf, Grayson.
Mari: So protective~
Damian scowls and speeds without meaning to. Catches himself and slows back to legal speeds again.

Clubbing
Mari: Have you been to a club before?
Damian glances at her with a dark smirk.
Damian: During hours?
Mari rolls eyes behind her shades
Mari: Yes, as a patron not a party crasher
Damian: Which one did you want to go to?
Mari: There's one I like coming up on the right. The atmosphere isn't obnoxious as far as clubs go
Damian: I thought that was what clubs were
Damian: TT
Damian drives up to the club anyway. Gets valet parking because Wayne
Mari: Sorry, I meant isn't as obnoxious as some others
Mari walks past the line with him, shows her I.D and smiles pretty for the bouncer, gets let in without wait
Damian is slightly annoyed by all the simpering idiots who recognize him as a Wayne
Mari: Tsk tsk, they didn't even stamp me. I should scold them for that later. Come on, let's go get something to drink
Damian rolls his eyes and follows her
Mari walks up to the bar, stunning smile everywhere she goes
Mari: Coke for me and, Damian what do you want?
Damian: I'll take the same.
Mari: Two cokes si vouz plais~
Mari sits on the barstool, initiates people watching
Damian sits on a bar stool next to her.
Mari: Young crowd. -sips coke when she gets it- Unlike your standard psychopath, you can actually tell the creeps from the mundanes in the crowd.

Dancing Queen
Damian: None of them are of interest.
Mari: Do you dance?
Damian: I have been taught.
Damian: Though, one could hardly call that gyrating mess out there dancing.
Damian curls upper lip in dislike
Mari snorts, tries to stifle laughter
Mari: Lighten up.
Damian shoots a haughty glare in her direction
Mari: Their hips don't lie~
Damian downs his coke and frowns at her
Mari: Don't you come from the land of belly dancers?
Damian: Your point?
Mari: Is there that much a difference?
Damian: Yes. There is.
Damian: Not that I would expect you to see it.
Mari: Oh, sorry, I was born in uncultured America. Silly me
Mari gets up
Damian: TT
Mari stands in front of him, raises hands over head
Damian watches her with narrowed eyes
Mari proceeds to show him she does indeed know what belly dancing looks like
Mari: It's good ab workout
Damian watches, mouth slightly slack, hot damn, Grayson.
Damian: TT
Mari smirks
Mari: Don't you see baby this is perfection~
Damian sees it all right~
Mari: Come on and show me what dancing is then, Wayne
Mari grabs his hands
Damian allows her to lead him, smirking at her challenge.
Mari pulls him to the dance floor, grins wide
Mari: Okay, now you lead... for once >)

His Turn to Lead
Damian leans close and murmurs in her ear
Damian: Try and keep up, Grayson.
Damian hands slide to her hips and he leads her in a series of steps grinning like a Cheshire cat the whole time
Mari 'keeps up' with his footwork, hands resting on his shoulders
Mari: You're good.
Damian: TT
Damian gives her a look that says he already knows it
Mari: Think you can keep it up?
Damian leans forward and murmurers in her ear
Damian: All night, Grayson.
Damian: Unless you have other plans?
Mari subtly raises herself, literally walking on air as she presses her lips to his ear
Mari: I'll go where you go.
Mari sets down again with hardly a click and grins up at him
Mari: Let's dance the night away~

Say My Name
Damian grins at her, still leading the dance, and then leans forward tentatively so their faces are almost touching.
Damian: Grayson?
Mari looks up at him, eyes half lidded, utterly under his spell
Mari: Damian?
Damian: You're...
Damian: You're not so bad.
Damian wrinkles his nose at his own stupidity.
Mari lifts shades up atop her head so she can properly look at him
Mari: You're not 'so bad' either
Damian grins like an idiot
Damian quickly composes self, but is still smirking
Mari drags a hand up his arm and rests it on the nape of his neck
Mari: There is one thing though
Damian: TT?
Mari: I think... in this setting, dancing like this...
Mari draws in closer, gaze falls to his lips
Damian moves in closer as well
Mari: You really... should call me Mar'i...
Damian: Mar'i
Mari closes the gap and kisses him
Damian kisses her back, pulling her closer to himself
Damian tries to ignore the sudden camera flash
Mari doesn't even care right now, has her kiss before pulling him away, disappearing into the night with him~

Every day is Saturday Night
Mari returns with him to the manor at unreasonable hour of the night, sneaking back toward her room like a giddy fool
Mari: Goodniiiight~ I'll see you in the morning. Heh.
Damian: Goodnight, Mar'i.
Mari blows him a kiss and heads off to bed
Damian lets a love-struck giddy smile slide across his face as soon as she is out of sight
Damian wanders off to bed, a curious Titus in tow

But I Can't Wait for Sunday Morning
Mari practically spins into the kitchen the next morning, beaming and looking ever so princess like
Mari: Good mooorning~
Mari kisses her father on the cheek
Mari: What's on the menu? Croc?
Nightwing joined the chat 29 minutes ago
Mari is going through the cabinets, grabbing herself a bowl and their shared favourite
Nightwing: Goooood morning, Starshine! =D
Nightwing: You're in a good mood.
Mari: Mhm~
Mari: I guess I just woke up on the right side today.
Nightwing smiles at her fondly and pulls out the milk.
Mari changed name to Alfred
Alfred: I suppose you'll want the paper with your breakfast?
Nightwing: Suuuure, Alfie.^^
Nightwing is just as chipper as his daughter.
Mari: Maybe I should go see if Damian is awake
Mari: Wouldn't want him to miss breakfast~
Nightwing: He'll show up~
Nightwing is making a bowl of cereal for himself
Damian is not a morning person. Skulks into the kitchen and flops down on his barstool and faceplants onto the counter.
Mari giggles at the sight of him
Mari: Somebody's been up~
Damian grumbles something incoherent
Mari: Good morning Damian~
Nightwing grins and pours a bowl of cereal for Damian, sliding it to him.
Alfred comes back into the room, an odd expression on his face for the butler
Damian: Mernin.

Cat's out of the Bag
Alfred: The... morning paper, Master Richard...
Nightwing smiles brightly and takes the paper
Nightwing: Thanks Alf-
Nightwing stares at the story on the front page
Nightwing can't believe this is right under a mass shooting
Nightwing: also can't believe that his DAUGHTER AND HIS LITTLE BROTHER WERE KISSING
Mari looks up, wondering what's going on
Nightwing was so upset he forgot the tag
Mari stops cold when she sees the front cover
Nightwing: Starshine, would you excuse me and Damian for a moment?
Mari: Daddy...?
Mari: Wait--no, I can explain--
Damian bolts upright at the sound of his name and the tone of Dick's voice
Nightwing: Better start explaining.
Mari: Let's be reasonable here.
Mari puts herself between them
Nightwing: Reasonable? Mar'i! He's dangerous. I don't want you anywhere near him without proper supervision.
Damian flinches at Dick's words but scowls and puts up an I don't care, fight me front
Mari: Please! He's been on the team with me without 'proper supervision' and I'm fine, thank you
Mari: You just don't like me dating
Nightwing: >.>
Nightwing is incredibly transparent
Nightwing: Not until you're thirty.
Mari knows her father
Mari: That's rich coming from you!
Mari 's temper flares
Nightwing: I only want what's best for you, Starshine.
Mari: Well, you certainly didn't model it in this field, so I don't want to hear it.
Nightwing: You're supposed to learn from my mistakes.
Nightwing: And this-
Nightwing waves newspaper about
Nightwing: is a mistake
Mari snatches it from him
Mari: You're not the judge of that.
Nightwing: I'm your father.
Nightwing: And I'm sure Bruce will agree with me.
Nightwing: >.>
Nightwing: This is a bad idea. And you'll only end up getting hurt.
Mari: No, I was always afraid of getting hurt
Nightwing: Starshine
Mari: But you said it yourself.
Mari: 'Trust him'
Mari: So that's what I'm doing.
Nightwing is eating his own words.
Mari turns toward Damian and gives him a smile.
Mari: I think we've had our fun in Gotham, don't you?
Damian smiles back and nods
Damian: I concur.
Mari: Then it's settled. It's been nice seeing you again dad, but Jump City calls~
Mari: Lian won't forgive me if I don't tell her about my boyfriend
Nightwing opens his mouth to protest, closes it, frowns.
Alfred changed name to Batman
Batman walks in, glancing over the room
Batman: So I take it you found out then.
Batman is the world's greatest detective

[Elenaphant]

Paige: I agree.
Starfire: Everything has a point Raven =D
Sapphire: must we though?
Speedy: You two had better not go off somewhere and 'talk about it' >​.<
Speedy: Scratch that--you three.
Speedy: I already saw that episode. P;
Raven: Not necessarily, Star. Have you heard pop music?
Robin smirks
Starfire: u.u That was a difficult episode for me
Paige cringes
Speedy mimics Raven's voice
Starfire: Though I was very pretty =D
Speedy: Not necessarily, Star. Have you popped bubble gum?
Speedy: =________________=
Sapphire: that might be a better idea than this.
Robin: You're always pretty.
Robin: I mean.
Sapphire: the talking, not the bubble gum.
Starfire: <3 <3 <3
Speedy wiggles fingers mockingly at Rae, thumb touchign his nose
Starfire: You are also pretty~
Paige: For once, I agree with her.
Raven: Sapphire's got a point.
Robin: >​.>​
Speedy is complete foil love interest to Robin xD
Sapphire: I'm an OC, I'm not in any episodes . A .
Raven: ((Ah, irony. XD))
Speedy: o.o Paige thinks you're GORGEOUS, ROBBERS
Starfire: In the comics Speedy you had a thing with Donna and Raven had something with Wally =D
Paige: I'm an OC based off of a better character, how do you think I feel?
Speedy: Even Kiffers, eh?
Raven: Starfire, you bring this up because...?
Speedy: Hmmn. Well, we gingers are to die for.
Robin: Why are we discussing relationships?
Paige: Please die, Speedy.
Speedy: Only if you die for me first. =.=
Starfire: Because I am reconsidering my original option to have you as a bridesmaid, Raven >​.>​
Paige: Fat chance.
Robin: You're getting married? D=
Speedy flexes
Raven: Beg pardon?
Speedy: Not a speck of it on me. Abby with a chance of incredabody, baby.
Sapphire: my past relationship failed. I believe that may or may not be fortunate.
Speedy: I've still got 50 good years. c:
Starfire: No ;-;
Starfire: NOT FOR THE LACK OF TRYING
Speedy: Are we on Say Yes to the Dress, or Dr. Phil.
Sapphire handflames
Robin was spazzing because of the last time Star mentioned getting married she actually was.
Paige: Ugh...
Raven: Fifty whole years? D=
Sapphire: you may have less, Speedy.
Robin breathes a sigh of relief.
Starfire turns around and flies off dramatically, hits a shelf
Starfire: o.o
Speedy checks his pulse
Paige: :l
Starfire: What is this doing in the middle of a park?
Speedy: My girlfriend sounded disappointed in the good news; I just died a liddle.
Starfire destroys it
Speedy: Happy now, Cinna?
Starfire: What was a saying?
Paige ponders murder
Robin: Starfire are you okay?
Sapphire: I am never happy.
Sapphire: only slightly amused
Silverwing: (Dang, I gtg. Lunch. See ya guys Later)
Raven: Sorry, Speedz, should I rewrite my answer?
Robin: (Seeya Feathers!)
Paige: You practice that line often?
Speedy gets down on one knee to scare her again xDDD
Silverwing: ( crying )
Sapphire: (bye girlie)
Speedy: Better hurry before I ask another question~
Silverwing: (Bye Silv)
Raven: ((Later!))
Paige: (Baaaai)
Starfire: I am well >​.>​
Speedy 's author waves energetically to Quiksy ^^
Starfire: Goodbyyyeee!
Raven: >​.>​ And that question would be...?
Starfire waves to the disappearing Silverwing
Sapphire: are you not too young to be considering this?
Speedy: ...do you...
Speedy takes her hand
Sapphire pretends Paige doesn't exist
Speedy: ...think I'm too short for you? D;
Speedy places her hand atop his head for emphasis from down here
Raven raises an eyebrow.
Paige thanks the author of Sapph.
Raven: Do you?
Speedy: NOT fair. C'mon, just answer the quesshin with an actual answer! x)
Speedy: My knees're chafing.
Sapphire: how do you two even have a relationship?
Paige: Author appeal.
Raven: Get off the ground, Speedy-- Why, Sapphire?
Speedy gets up, pats Sapphire's shoulder
Speedy: Well Sapphy. When a boy and a girl mess with each other very much..
Speedy: ..hmn. Nevermind. o:
Speedy: This could go several different way sdepending on the people, eh?
Paige: Think she can handle that info, Speedy?
Sapphire: you are complete opposites.
Raven: Opposites attract.
Speedy places hand to his heart, stumbles back a few steps and othewise pretends to be taken aback
Sapphire: apparantly
Speedy: My chick-magnet theory of Me, it checks out..?
Speedy: I'd like to thank the Academy...
Speedy rips off Bry's lines
Paige disagrees with a theory that never held true for her, buuut says nothing.
Speedy takes her silence as his total awssness
Speedy: But enough about me!
Paige: Gasp....
Speedy: When you two scheduling that girlfight again?
Raven: Who's fighting who, now?
Speedy guffaws; Paige actually spoke the word 'gasp' out loud
Paige: I've got better things to do with my time.
Sapphire: not much going on in your mind, isn't it?
Robin: No one is fighting anyone.
Speedy: Onomatopoeia? Outdated.
Sapphire: *that did not make sense
Speedy strikes scene-kid pose, looks off dreamily into the sunset
Starfire sees Slade out of the corner of her eye
Speedy: Humanity is always at war, Robin.
Starfire: Well, if you insist...
Speedy: With...itself~
Mei joined the chat 22 minutes ago
Speedy Bieberflips hair that doesn't budge
Sapphire: Mei is Slade?
Paige ponders murder ponders murder PONDERS MURDER
Mei is apparently Slade
Mei changed name to Slade
Speedy: Is Slade coming? o.o;
Starfire: I thought I was--
Sapphire theres no pondering, just desire
Paige: Yay...
Starfire: ^-^
Slade: Bahaha.
Slade: You guys are good.
Robin: Slade D<
Starfire: o.o
Paige is pretty sure there's pondering
Slade rolls off
Sapphire: (Starfire is happy at Slade)
Robin chases Slade
Slade changed name to Mei
Paige: ...That was really out of character but... Okay.
Mei: That was weird.
Speedy 's author was at loss for words
Raven believes this whole chat to be outta character. XD
Speedy was sitting there with vacant expression thinking about Roly Poly Oly reruns
Mei: Howdy Speedy!
Paige: Who are you again?
Raven 's author, rather.
Mei is Roly Poly Oly
Robin is off chasing imaginary Slades. That's totally in character.
Speedy nudges Paige
Paige: No.
Sapphire: we just break the forth wall sometimes
Mei: I am
Mei: oh
Speedy: Check it. The ladies hail me when they enter my room. B]
Mei: Hold on
Speedy: S'right. I own dis joinnnnt-uh~
Mei changed name to Mani
Raven 's author agrees with Robin and apologizes for such a blanket statement. XD
Mani: Much better.
Starfire: We are in Speedy's room? o.o
Speedy poor choice of words xD
Mani: And you wish, pretty boy.
Paige: Do you want me to punch you in the throat?
Speedy: Youuu wish-for-a-pretty-boy?
Mani: N...No?
Speedy jackinthebox springs up in a hop
Speedy: I'm heeere~
Paige: I hate you less than Sapph right now, don't mess that up.
Raven: Oh gosh, I hope not.
Speedy immediately stops nudging
Mani: You are a fiesty little girl.
Speedy: Anyway, howdy cowgirl c;
Mani is only a year older than everyone why is she such a mother
Paige: I try.
Speedy: Excuse the late reply; was a liddle lost for a sec' there!
Speedy: In your eyes~
Speedy had cheese for supper
Mani: You... I... You are absolutely impossible D<
Sapphire: I feel like I should be glad you hate me, Papercut.
Speedy you don't get this Singles^TM shade of hair out of a bottle
Sapphire used the nickname Speedy used
Speedy dies buhcause the superscript DIDN'T WORK WITHIN ANTHER COSE HAHA
Paige: I hate everyone, you're not special.
Speedy CODECODECODE*
Mani goes to water her plants and be away from you crazy kids.
Mani: All of the flowers love mommy, yes they do~
Speedy: See ya later, Mizz Walker!
Speedy: me in a Dennis the Menace to Mr. Wilson voice
Speedy: Well. SlashMe. Whatever lol.
Mani had her name officially changed because her author decided to redo her rather shoddy history
Paige: Woohoo.
Sapphire: but you hate me the most, dear <3
Speedy marvels at Mani's birth certificate
Speedy: A forgery! Zounds..
Paige: No, not really.
Speedy: Awwh, you two're so friendly awready. o:
Mani locks herself in her room/greenhouse
Speedy: Tell meee, would you consider it an honour to be the most-hated on you list, Paigecut?
Paige: No.
Speedy shouldn't have stolen her birthcertificate; now she's embarrassed at the shoddy forgery job
Speedy: Succinct~
Speedy checks Thesaurus.com on his T.Comm juuust to make sure he knows what that words means xD
Mani peeks out
Mani: IT IS NOT FORGED
Sapphire: is there anything that doesn't amuse you Speedy?
Mani: I had it legally changed D<
Speedy goes dramatic Noircop on Mani
Paige: -_-
Speedy: Tell it to me straight, sistaaa. Are you a con, or arentchya?
Sapphire: I'm going to pretend he doesn't exist
Speedy dips imaginary cap bill forward, stares down nose with one eye squinted severely
Raven is sent off to drink tea or somethin' by her author, while said author decides whether or not to go to bed.
Paige: Ignore the problem, you're good st that.
Paige: At, even. Screw you, author.
Speedy: That's when I knew, I had ta Walker into a Trap Fly-er than Venus ta expose her lies.
Speedy monologues to self, more distant staring
Mani: ... Roy Harper, I am giving you three seconds to get out of my doorway or I am closing this heavy glass door on you.
Sapphire: is that supposed to mean something to me, Papercut?
Mani silently snickers because she wants to be called Venus later in her years. It is canon because her author already decided
Speedy 's author gets set to tuck in darling Brybyluff should she be sleepier than she can handle~
Paige: If you're smart, I'll let you figure it out.
Speedy slow smile, backs away dramatically into the shadows as she reaches '3'
Speedy: Later, toots! I've godda girlfight to watch.
Sapphire: it's a good thing I don't care what you think.
Speedy: Woids is woids, but at least theyz fightin' ones down there.
Speedy: ...passively* so.
Speedy yawns
Paige: If you didn't care, we wouldn't be talking.
Speedy: Are you gonna bust each other up with /nonchalance/?
Paige: Yes.
Mani closes her door and allows the vines to cover it... except for a little bit so she can see the catfight
Speedy: Lemme just grab my tissues for when you realize you have so much in common it's Friendship is Magic time.
Alchemy joined the chat 27 minutes ago
Paige: Don't bring My Little Pony into this. It's too good for her.
Speedy feels shiver of dread run down his spine
Sapphire: hmph, Robin hasn't spoke in the while, it's time to defy orders
Alchemy is chilling ontop of the greenhouse, glaring down at Speedy
Speedy shakes it off; doodles some AppleJack into his plush carpet, seeing as they aaare for some reason in his room?
Paige: Finally.
Speedy doesn't really know where he is xD
Sapphire throws the first punch
Speedy doodles nonpermanently, like with his finger depressions of course, isn't 3*
Paige leans to the side and feels the air whiff past her.
Alchemy is now chilling outside of his window, watching the catfight because honestly she just wanted to see Sapphire get her butt kicked because she was so nasty to her in previous convos
Sapphire: I'll try not to light you on fire, Origami-Girl
Jinx joined the chat 24 minutes ago
Paige: You gonna talk all day?
Mani is glad that she is not witnessing this fight because Sapphire would be SO grounded
Sapphire: and now you're here too?
Jinx: -walks in Oh looks it tree girl and princess
Mani is nowhere to be seen because she is in her greenhouse
Speedy busts out laughing at these nicknames
Jinx: My two favorite people
Speedy: Sososo which one's...Princess Mononoke, and which one's Princess Peach?
Sapphire: I swear if you keep calling me that, you be burned to death. good luck.
Paige: Glad to see you, cotton candy head.
Paige: You're a great example of heroism, Sapph. Truly.
Speedy smug smile as more and more ladies appear to gravitate towards his bedroom
Mani walks out of her room on the roof, down the steps towards the maze of other corridors, finds Speedy's room and opens the door.
Speedy: Never any doubt~ B[
Sapphire: heroes don't always have morals.
Mani smacks Speedy for his lame Princess Joke and shakes her head
Alchemy eating popcorn
Alchemy: KICK HER BUTT, GINGERSNAP!
Paige: That usually makes them villains, smart one
Alchemy cheering for Paige because she doesn't like Sapphire at all
Speedy whirls head around to hear voice from his window that sounds surprisingly like--
Jinx: Since when was princess smart
Sapphire: ever hear the term Chaotic Neutral?
Paige: -_- *grumblegrumblehatethatn​amegrumble*
Speedy --IS WAYLAID BY MANI'S SMMMMACK TO WHAT WOULDA BEEN TEH BACK OF HIS HEAD OWOWOW ROLLS AROUND IN THE CARPET BLINDED xD
Paige: I know my TV Tropes.
Jinx: I heard the term Chaotic before something you are
Sapphire shoots fire from both hands at both girls
Speedy recovers in time for Jinx's rebuttal where she wasn't even fighting before xD
Speedy: Is this turning into a 3-way stop?
Paige: I'd say you're an Idiot Her- *dives to the side*
Speedy: Someone, anyone, douzo. Make it an all-way.
Sapphire: two against one, huh? /huge grin\ this'll be fun
Paige: Immolating civilians falls under "evil behavior".
Paige is technically not a civ, but shhhh
Jinx: -laughs- Please like you could handle me
Sapphire: you said it yourself, you have superpowers, you aren't defenseless.
Speedy flips as quickly as he can through webpages for 'immolate''finition
Paige: Fire beats paper, in case you forgot.
Sapphire: is paper all you are good for? what a shame /laughs\
Speedy: If my room's gonna get that hot, I gotta get scarce.
Speedy: Shame, I know, to miss the show, but I only wanna see this place destroyed less than twice a year, thanks.
Paige: At least I can do more than burn things.
Sapphire: paper planes don't save the world, hun.
Jinx: -touches speedy's computer shorts it out with bad luck
Paige: Neither does scorching it.
Robin 's Slade lead was a dud. Comes back to go and sulk by his Slade shrine only to find HIS TEAM IS BEING STUPID AGAIN
Speedy his T.Comm shorts out
Speedy Spanish radio starts playing
Robin: Sapphire, what do you think you are doing?
Mani sipping tea calmly watching the fight
Paige: Trying to burn me alive.
Mani: I tried to tell them, Robs.
Speedy: Awwh, they're just yellin' for now, robbers, settle, settle.
Mani: I tried to tell them.
Mani sips her tea.
Paige: You sure know how to pick 'em, bird boy.
Jinx: Did you call him robbers
Robin: No. We're heroes. We have an image to uphold.
Jinx: Oh I have to call him that now
Speedy: Sure did! Robbers'n Cops, Robbo, Robbot.
Sapphire: excuse me, Papercut?! I EARNED my spot on the team.
Speedy: Baskin Robbins. Just Bask in the Robbin's names, my friend. ;D
Robin: And you can lose it just as quickly.
Paige: Saying you're a hero is different from being one. You are, she isn't.
Robin glares at Speedy
Mani reaches out and smacks Speedy for Robin
Jinx: I mean robin is right listen to your robin
Paige: *eyerolls* That hasn't gone to your head at all, either.
Robin shoots Mani an appreciative glance
Alchemy snickers at Speedy gettin' smacked up by her ex-bestfran
Sapphire: I didn't attack the defenseless.
Speedy can only diffuse Jinx's much smaller rage, but not the entire situation with his charms xD
Mani winks at Robin, and continues to sip her tea
Sapphire: I attacked you. there's a big difference
Mani: You shouldn't attack anyone that isn't a thread.
Mani: *threat
Robin: I told you not to start a fight, Sapphire.
Speedy: Let's not punch out any stringbeans, aye.
Jinx: I agree with um whats your name
Paige: How do you know I could defend myself? Do I look like I'm walking with a weapon?
Jinx: I agree with um whats your name
Speedy flexflex
Mani: Manipulation.
Speedy: Just substitute your rage onto me~
Speedy: I can take it~
Mani gives Speedy the "oh yeah?" look
Jinx: well you control papar that pretty cool
Speedy: --hey there, you're lookin' Vine. s:
Robin is surrounded by idiots...and Mani
Paige: And do you see enough paper for me to fight a super who can counter my powers?
Jinx: -zaps the wall with a hex by mistake- Whoops
Paige objects to the idiot label, really.
Speedy: To the windooooow, not-the-wall!
Mani is appreciative that she is not an idiot
Speedy: Err'un seriously, timmmmber.
Mani finishes her tea and eats the cup because they are edible like in Willy Wonka.
Mani: Alright, enough.
Mani: Sapphire, you need to go to the common room for a cool down.
Sapphire: I was just teaching her a lesson.
Mani gives Sapphire the mother look of all mother looks
Jinx: This is boring the only one messing with princess should be me
Robin: Sapphire. Common room. Now.
Paige: You taught me that you're no hero, thanks.
Mani looks over at Paige
Mani: Miss Paige... can I interest you in a cup of tea for your troubles?
Sapphire walks away but stops in the doorway
Speedy: Huh? This over awready?
Mani: I apologize for Sapphire's... aggressive behavior. She is a little hotheaded at times.
Sapphire: I am a hero! I've saved more lives than you, PaperPlane
Paige looks at Mani, "Sure, could use some."
Speedy: ll i heard was a powers explanation and some getting-to-know-each-oth​er, though. o:
Mani shoots a glare at Speedy
Robin glares at Speedy.
Mani: You stop being an enabler!
Speedy: -.-
Mani smacks him for the third or fourth time this evenin' and motions for Paige to follow
Paige: At least I can't put any in danger. Go away now.
Robin: Sapphire, go to the common room. We have to talk.
Robin turns to Paige
Robin: I'm sorry that happened.
Jinx: -smacks speedy- Mani is right listen to your mani
Speedy hangs up 'Speedy's Smackdown Showroom - closed for renovations' sign on door as they all trek out
Paige: It's fine.
Sapphire walks to the common room
Speedy grins at Jinx, rubs back of his head
Mani: I grow all of my teas myself! You can come come and pick your flavors from my room, if you'd like.
Mani: I also have some dried in jars ready for drinking already!
Jinx: -flips after robin- wait I wanna see the show
Paige sits down by Mani, "Just... Green tea is fine, thanks."
Speedy: You're gonna haffta go for the shoulder next time, babe. Head's gone numb from all the sustained damage tonight.
Robin nods and lets Mani whisk Paige off. Heads to the common room with Jinx in tow.
Robin: Don't you dare provoke her farther.
Speedy: &&yeah, I'll listen to these people that I own, according to you~
Jinx: -grins- Fine fine
Robin makes his way into the common room.
Robin: Sapphire?
Mani: Green tea it is! -fixes her some green tea and sets it in front of her with a little bowl of lemon wedges, a honeypot and cream-
Sapphire looks up "yes...?"
Mani fixes herself a cup of special passionfruit tea and sits across from Paige
Mani: I am still awful sorry about that.
Robin: What happened back there?
Paige ignores the various treats, tea is aaaall that matters. She takes a sip, rather good to be honest. "You didn't do anything."
Sapphire: she had an attitude and I was putting her in her place
Speedy holds arms out wide as if he was going to bearhug Jinx
Speedy: Here, you get a free shot!
Mani: I know. I just... These Titans are like my children. I am responsible for them and I get upset when they aren't acting properly.
Robin: And what gave you the idea it was your job to do that?
Jinx: -hugs speedy-
Sapphire: that's what you do when you live alone long enough
Jinx: He gets me see he gives hugs
Speedy: Cha-chinggg.
Speedy: That's Cantonese for 'Biffles.'
Speedy: :'D
Paige: Right. *sips*
Robin: Well, you're not alone anymore. You're on a team.
Mani leans back
Mani: So... you control paper, huh?
Jinx: Yes with us sapph
Robin: And if you want to stay on this team, you have to act like a member.
Jinx: Listen to your robin
Sapphire: we've done this too many times Robin. maybe I should be a <i>​solo</i>​ hero from now on.
Sapphire: (what is the code guys)
Paige: ....Yup.
Mani: That is actually a pretty cool gift.
Robin: ( square brackets)
Speedy: (square--mehhh )
Sapphire: *solo
Jinx: Come on don't do that we haven't even had a chance to mess with each other yet
Robin: Sapphire.
Robin 's expression softens in disappointment and he sighs
Paige: It's alright. Not as flashy as super strength, but then again, I don't like to stand out.
Mani: I think it is better than being a plant. At least if you get harmed internally, you have a chance of life. My insides are totally unique.
Speedy listens in, arm over Jinx's shoulder
Mani: I loose too much blood, and I could die. I have the only case of my blood out there. Not very useful, huh?

[Elenaphant]

When Silv and I were chatplaying as our nextgen darlings, we happened upon a very... strange comparison XD This is what happens late at night, folks. For the uninitiated Silv plays Damian (Batman's son) and I play Mar'i (Robin and Starfire's awesomepants daughter)

Damian: Waitwhat Oedipus the guy who sleeps with mom Oedipus?
2:33 Mar'i: Yuup
2:34 Damian: I can see why people'd be confused his last name isn't tyrannosaurus rex~ xD
2:35 Mar'i: I was just thinking it XD
2:35 Damian: Hahahaha xD Great minds~
2:35 Mar'i: omg they could go back and see the dinosaurs
2:36 Damian: Hahahaha xD That would be so much fun.
2:36 Mar'i: He does like dinosaurs as a child
2:36 Damian: I feel like they'd have more fun seeing dinos as kids, though. xD
2:36 Mar'i: XD Yes, alas Mar'i is past that age
2:38 Damian: =O Let's ask Zach if he can accidentally turn the anemetronic dinosaur exhibit at the museum alive and rampaging through Gotham.
2:38 Mar'i: Yesss
2:38 Damian: There's nothing like a dinosaur catastrophe to help Mar'i not think about Slade~
2:38 Mar'i: XD
2:39 Mar'i: What are you talking about
2:39 Damian: Waitwhat?
2:39 Mar'i: Old, deadly
2:39 Mar'i: How do you not see the resemblance
2:39 Damian: Slade xD
2:40 Damian: Slade is totally a dinosaur.
2:40 Damian: Ohmygosh how did I not see this?
2:40 Mar'i: Someone tell Robin.
2:40 Damian: Hahahaha xD
2:41 Mar'i: Slade is a dinosaur with tons of imagination~
2:41 Damian: xD Nononononono
2:41 Damian: Ohmygosh
2:41 Mar'i: Next thread involving Slade
2:42 Mar'i: The Barney at the daycare goes awry
2:42 Mar'i: The Titans arrive in time to see the head come off--it's Slade!
2:43 Damian: That might top the Robin-in-drag getting hit on by Control Freak and Cyborg in hilarity. Maybe.
2:43 Damian: xD
2:43 Mar'i: Alas, he would never
2:43 Mar'i: Maybe Slaed would
2:44 Damian: Robin could hallucinate it.
2:44 Damian: Ohgosh the duuuuuust xD
2:44 Mar'i: whaaaaaat XD
2:44 Mar'i: so instead of beating himself up he saw slade in a purple dinosaur suit
2:45 Mar'i: Can you imagine the dramatic scene where he grabs Starfire, but replace it with that kind of context XD
2:45 Damian: HAHAHAH xD
2:45 Damian: YOU LET SLADE GET PAST YOU!
2:45 Mar'i: "HE WAS IN A PURPLE DINOSAUR SUIT, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE HIM?!"
2:45 Damian: HAHAHA xD Ohmygosh. Yesssss.
2:45 Mar'i: "Robin you are... crazy..."
2:46 Damian: Now I'm imagining the forest scene with a really sinister Barney.
2:46 Mar'i: Hahahahaha
2:47 Mar'i: ooooh my gosh
2:47 Damian: It's nearly three in the morning. Of course we come up with brilliance now. xD
2:47 Mar'i: It's the magic hour

[Kenni]

Guess Who: Teen Titansverse Edition

So as of early this morning, the tail end of this game is still in Chatzy. BryBry and I were playing charades as our characters, as /different/ characters, and keeping score; each wrong guess OR right answer your opponent guesses,you add a number to your name. The one with the most points wins, or the one who tie-breaks, etc. whatever you decide is the stopping point. It worked really well 1 on 1, but would also be fun with more people, and as long as you stay the same name-colour it doesn't get too confusing. I'm too lazy to colour code every line xD So I'll only do some parts in colour so the switch in turntaking is obvious. We played as OCs from our site and canon titans, but canon villains and OC neutrals and pretty much any character from his site or the show or the comics, kind of, were fair game~ Anyway, on to the read if you so choose:

Someone Ginger joined the chat 78 minutes ago
Someone Ginger this way chats~
Raven joined the chat 65 minutes ago
Raven sneaks up being a certain ginger someone, covers his eyes mask? with her hands in a moment of playful flirtation.
Raven: I won't say "Guess who." That's where I draw the line on cliches.
Someone Ginger grins, clasps own hands over those covering yesmask!edeyes.
Someone Ginger: Bubbly-bright as ever. aren'tchya.
Someone Ginger: I guess you're not a fan o'that game? Thought we could play a round of Guess Who: Titans Edition. o;
Someone Ginger spins, re-clasps her hands. "Robin's latest T.comm. spree was massive; I think we both need a little practice I.D.ing all these new kids on the island lest we get played one day and ACTUALLY let the mailman in."
Raven gives one short laugh.
Raven: Didn't you know? Last time Kaie stopped by, she brought a couple of newspapers.
Raven: Technically, that means she "delivered" them to the Tower.
Raven: We've officially let the mail-- Person. Giant? In.
Raven alleviates her confusion by placing a quick kiss on his cheek by way of extended greeting.
Someone Ginger: Ah-ah-aaaah, a technicality! Kaie's about a bajillion times more girly than the /actual/ mailman. P;
Someone Ginger: &&you can always kiss me while rationalizing. I've heard I facilitate thinking power. Somat about 'Speed'. o:
Someone Ginger kisses opposite cheek by way of JustWantingTo. ^^
Someone Ginger: --speeeaking of Me, we're playing whether you like it or not. Who am I?
Someone Ginger releases her hands; shakes out his hair and styles it up and backwards, then scooooooowls hard.
Someone Ginger: Although I. Guess. Guess Who: Titans Edition is more like scherades? ]<
Someone Ginger maintains frownyface while saying such.
Someone Ginger: Titans, Technicalities! ]]]<
Raven smiles at the act, trying not to laugh outright.
Raven: Gee, Harper, I wonder.
Raven runs a hand over his face, as if to dislodge the scowl, the runs the same hand through his hair to set it right.
Raven: Scowling doesn't look at all right on you. You just don't have the right amount of serious to back it up.
Raven: I've heard only leaders and those named after birds can pull it off anyway.
Raven: Robin's got double talent.
Someone Ginger: --is that your final answeRrrrraven? B[
Someone Ginger trying rrrully hardto keep scowl up. B[[[...B]--B[!
Raven catches the slip-up smile, holds up one hand.
Raven: Final answer. I'm locking it in.
Raven: Do I win a million dollars?
Someone Ginger awkward highfive.
Someone Ginger: Good. B] I was going easy on you. B[
Someone Ginger changed name to Robin
Robin: B[ That was just an easy one to get us started. The catch is, once you guess right, they must stay in and guess in character. Your move, Bird #2.
Robin changed name to Robin-1
Robin-1: Ah--also, you can mark a little tick of how many guesses it took the other player( s) to keep track of the score. B[
Raven cocks her head to the side, curiously.
Raven: You're serious with this, aren't you?
Robin-1: I'm always serious. I'm Robin. B]
Raven looks off in thought, snorts at that last comment, then sticks one pointy tooth out over her upper lip and raises her eyebrows.
Raven: Alright, /Robin/, who am I?
Robin-1: BD Great to see you taking up the challenge, /Beast Boy./
Robin-1 will NOT ask how she FACEMORPHED SO WELL JUST ADDS IT MENTALLY TO HER LIST OF MYSTERIOUS POWERRRS? xD
Robin-1: Ahem. Since my deductive reasoning is superb and I know I'm right, the kid gloves come off, here. My turn once you record your score.
Raven changed name to BB - 1
BB - 1 rolls her eyes, tries her very best at the iconic laugh....
BB - 1 fails.
BB - 1: Alright. Go, Speedy Wonder. Your turn.
Robin-1 struggles to keep calm cool composure with how greathe attempt was. C':
Robin-1 --before lowering himself to the ground, purring gently, and then oddly enough raising his hands over his head clasped together like a champion pose.
Robin-1: I've aaalready begun, hermano~.
BB - 1 blinks, trying not to look /too/ dumb while she thinks.
BB - 1: You're.... But the twins don't purr, do they?
BB - 1: .... .... .... Do they?
BB - 1: O__o
Robin-1: Ooo, is that a guess I detect, el Beast Boy? C< Eeenk~ Wrong.
Robin-1 singsongy trying-to-be-female voice of teasing.
Robin-1: They may be twins, but I'll only dock you..
Robin-1 changed name to Robin-2
Robin-2: ..uno punto. To be nice. C;
BB - 1 has one side of her mouth quirk in a smile, completely forgetting to keep the morphitized fang anywhere near visible.
BB - 1: You wouldn't happen to be a remarkably talented wrestler, by any chance, would you, Pretty Kitty?
Robin-2 changed name to Pantha-3
Pantha-3: Saaach the charmer~. Si, pero I'm still winning mijo.
BB - 1 's eyes glow red as she smiles.
BB - 1 provides no more verbal clues....
BB - 1 .... Which may be a clue?
Pantha-3: o; Kyd Wykkyd, kyd-you-be?
BB - 1 changed name to Wykkyd - 2
Wykkyd - 2: Lucky guess.
Pantha-3: Nice initiative on choosing a villain, but you'll have to stump me hard to win. C< Hmmn..
Pantha-3: I'll start by stumping YOU again.
Wykkyd - 2: Not likely.
Pantha-3 steals 'Wykkyd''s cape, then stands stockstill, with arms raised in T formation horizontally; also provides no verbal clues but hangs coat off his fist.
Wykkyd - 2 narrows her red eyes, unwilling to admit that she's once again stumped.
Wykkyd - 2: ... You wouldn't be one magical Mumbo would you?
Wykkyd - 2 's author laments the use of three dots instead of four!! Darnnit, fingers. >_<
Pantha-3 's author grins at success of the mundane's power to stump the magic-user who can alter her appearance flashily and is STILL gonna lose ;DDD
Pantha-3 changed name to Pantha-4
Pantha-4 simply shakes head, returns her cape to her, then gets down on all fours and crawls around room reallyreally quickly, making BEEPBEEE~P! noises.
Wykkyd - 2 covers her mouth with her hand to keep from laughing at the utter absurdity of this image.
Wykkyd - 2: The Roadrunner doesn't count, Roy.
Pantha-4 grins in an 'I know it doesn't AND I know somat you don't know' way; switches things up once again.
Pantha-4 is silent once more, but lays with limbs splayed on his back on floor; ticks his hands like clock-face.
Pantha-4: (Rofl 'limbs splayed on his back...syntax, ohh syntax. Grisly. Lays on floor, with limbs splayed...*)
Pantha-4 mutters 'you're just lucky didn't take a point off for me OR Roadrunner; both make excellent Titans. Or Villains. ;D'
Wykkyd - 2 huffs a little in irritation.
Wykkyd - 2: Let's see.
Wykkyd - 2: A coatrack.
Wykkyd - 2: A car.
Wykkyd - 2: A clock.
Wykkyd - 2: Aside from alliterated, all are objects.
Wykkyd - 2: Would you be /Mimic/ing the objects, I wonder?
Pantha-4 changed name to Mimic-5
Mimic-5: Iiit took ya long enough, Wykkydude! D;
Mimic-5 makes biiig show of stretching out limbs and speaks loud and irritatingly as young teens like to, to show how he has yearned to speak and not be inaimaaate~
Mimic-5: Awwwright. >D I am SO going to win this thing!
Wykkyd - 2 snorts.
Wykkyd - 2: Shut up. >.>
Mimic-5: >D! Look who's TALKIN'.
Mimic-5: HAHAH, GEDDITGEDDIT?
Mimic-5: Speedy Master Of All Things Funny taught me how to make puns the other day. He's my /hero/.
Wykkyd - 2 has either disregarded the rules or completely forgotten them in her determination to win not lose as badly as she's losing.
Mimic-5: RIGHT? 'CAUSE. 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE QUIET ONE.
Mimic-5 has dandy and slightly unnatural time all by himself x''DD
Mimic-5: C'mon, show me what ya got, ya grabblegrork.
Mimic-5 takes liberties; knows Zero Tameranean.
Wykkyd - 2 has attempted to give clues at least three times now, has each time had to turn away, or hold a hand to her mouth in amusement.
Mimic-5 takes pride in his effective, amusing mundanity ;D
Wykkyd - 2 now holds her left hand over one red eye and holds her right in a finger-gun position, raises one eyebrow at her cackling boyfriend.
Mimic-5: Hunh...this one's a toughie.
Mimic-5: ..maybe as tough as your character! I'm gonna hafta tryyy...Ravager! For now.
Mimic-5 cringes.
Mimic-5: She doesn't have a gun. /I/ have a gun..but I have /two/ eyes o;
Mimic-5: And /I'm taken/. DD;
Wykkyd - 2 changed name to Wykkyd - 3
Wykkyd - 3: Perhaps it'd be easier if I spoke?
Wykkyd - 3 smiles deviously.
Wykkyd - 3: But I'm really not supposed to.
Mimic-5: Errr a, a gun-totin' villain, then? Who else's got a gun..--and smiles deviously on a regular basis. x:
Wykkyd - 3 aims the finger-gun at him, mouths the word "boom".
Mimic-5 flinches and throws arms over his head despite himself as he thinks; sticks tongue out at her.
Mimic-5: --!!! YOU WENT OLD-SCHOOL ON ME. WHAT WAS HIS NAAAAME.
Mimic-5: Mmngh..our team's very own SparkySparkyBoomMan. tip o'my tongue..
Wykkyd - 3 waits paaaaaaatiently to update the score on her name, believes that revenge is a lot sweeter than justice makes it out to me.
Mimic-5: --KADEN WAS HIS NAME KADEN I FORGET HIS ALIAS D'<
Wykkyd - 3 changed name to Wykkyd - 4
Wykkyd - 4: Ah, one more clue and you'll get it.
Wykkyd - 4: Keep in mind, only /one/ of my eyes is red.
Mimic-5: Oh no oh no we're almost tiiiied? My leeeead!
Mimic-5: .. ... ....
Wykkyd - 4 winks said red eye, takes aim and "shoots" at him once more, then grins and mumbles.
Wykkyd - 4: Booyah.
Mimic-5 OTLs harrrrrrrd.
Mimic-5: Well played, you thrumbled me Harvanianly. Master Cyborg. u.u~~
Mimic-5: Y-You cheater! D; He's got NO FINGERS when he shoots the Sonic Boom Cannon! >'DDD
Mimic-5: I oughda stop picking such headstrong characters or I would've seen that so earlyyyyy..
Wykkyd - 4 might have just a liiiittle bit of a prideful twinkle in her eye.
Wykkyd - 4: Ah, but he does! Be specific. One whole hand of his is full of fingers when he shoots.
Wykkyd - 4: Just so happens to be the other one.
Wykkyd - 4 changed name to Cyborg - 4
Mimic-5: (Psst. 5; every guess gets a point, so you've completely destroyed my lead ;D )
Cyborg - 4: (=O Whaaaaaaaaaaat? Rae'n'I are on fire. XD)
Cyborg - 4 changed name to Cyborg - 5
Cyborg - 5: (I thought it was every /wrong/ guess. Whooooooops. Lol)
Mimic-5 sourfaces her, then leans against the wall, crosses arms over his chest, then griiiiiiiiiiiins wide in seeming annoyance but otherwise stays quiet; has given first clue.
Mimic-5: (No worries; up 'til now you've gotten all points you deserve. Nice ambiguous Main 5-ing me; I am floored xDxD You rule. )
Cyborg - 5: Curiouser and curiouser, my Vietnamese rival.
Cyborg - 5: (-straightens crown, picks you back up from floor- We are on level ground here, now. ;D)
Mimic-5 changed name to Cheshire-6
Cheshire-6 belaboured sigh; checks out his nails; realizes he has to keep this painful grin up 'til thenexturn; all realizations made too late to save himself. x'D
Cheshire-6: Oh my. It seems my game is slipping, Tin-Tin.
Cheshire-6: Do be a dear and try not to /bore/ me with your try. I like to toy with my food before devouring it.
Cheshire-6 slinks over and lifts her chin with finger, then releases and slides it down to fake slitting her throat.
Cyborg - 5 shivers, then winks.
Cyborg - 5: Slipping indeed. Right into my arms.
Cyborg - 5: Not to worry, Chesh. I'll be the mouse to your Cheshire cat any day.
Cyborg - 5 winks again, draws right hand back and shoots a strangely slender bolt of energy, straight into his heart.
Cheshire-6 clutches at heart; immediately releases and clears throat, almost having broken character with fan-squeeing at what he takes to be a mightyfine impression of, well, himself. xD
Cheshire-6: If I get this wrong, I'll lament for shame for all my 9 lifetimes, /Speedy/.
Cheshire-6: You delicious ham. ;D
Cheshire-6: Assassin cannot live on rat alone after all.
Cyborg - 5 changed name to Speedy - 6
Speedy - 6: Well done, Babe. Beauty and brains.
Speedy - 6 ressurects finger-gun, this time clicks instead of booms it at Speedy.
Speedy - 6 is a little unnerved how well she can apparently portray her boyfriend....
Cheshire-6: Brains, huh? Not for long. It's lights out for me, and it isn't gonna be pretty.
Cheshire-6 SUDDENLY STRIPS TO BLUE ICE-ARROW-POCKMARKED BOXER SHORTS AND FALLS TO GROUND IN ONE FELL SWOOP.
Cheshire-6 just lays there. x'DDD
Cheshire-6 is only impressed at how much of himself he just witnessed; contemplates his life choices as he lays there. xD
Speedy - 6 blinkblinkblinks at Speedy in his boxers, bluuuuushes and masks it over with a look of intense thought.
Speedy - 6: Lights out for you, huh? Haven't I defeated you enough times already? And I'm not just talking about my superior style and opinion of one Raven Roth.
Speedy - 6: Dr. Light.
Cheshire-6 changed name to Cheshire-7
Cheshire-7 faintest upturn of lips, but otherwise keeps lying there, only movement the rise and fall of chest, murmurs next clue.
Cheshire-7: Lights was a ruse, arrowslinger. I'm interactive though. Make some noise, kick me, whatever. Maybe that'll help.
Speedy - 6: Interactive....
Speedy - 6 moves around to kneel by Mystery Guest's head, looks at him upside down.
Cheshire-7 bare mumble. "Don't get too hung up on that word; it's half-useless."
Speedy - 6: Make some noise. Kick you. Whatever?
Speedy - 6: How about a bribe, huh?
Speedy - 6: One kiss for one more clue? My fangirls can vouch for me.
Speedy - 6: Optional autograph is the clue is good enough.
Cheshire-7 almost cracks up at hearing 'my fangirls' from Rae's mouth, but holds it together.
Speedy - 6: (Hey, she legit has those. XD)
Cheshire-7 murmurs again, eyes closed and sprawled, "Do you really wanna try makin' deals when I lost my ability to process things like that long ago? 'Brains...not for long', remember?"
Cheshire-7: As tempting as your first offer is..
Cheshire-7: ..and this'll be tough, but..
Cheshire-7: ..even if you go through with it, my character'll be pretty unresponsive. o:
Cheshire-7: You're gonna wanna make some noise or attack me in a less tender manner. P;
Cheshire-7: If you want your next clue, that is.
Cheshire-7: (SHE DOES THOUGH :'3 )
Cheshire-7: (Their popularity matches x'D )
Speedy - 6 narrows her eyes at him....
Speedy - 6: You're not The Brain, are you?
Speedy - 6: You're not.
Cheshire-7 faint smile. "I'll take the dual negatives as a non-guess, just for you."
Cheshire-7: Oh, right. Don'take any stock from the speech or smiling either, faint or otherwise. I'm not supposed to do either.
Cheshire-7: Can I, even?
Cheshire-7 muses to self; makes blank expression again and waits for outside stimulus as suggested.
Speedy - 6: Fine then.
Speedy - 6 sits back on her heels and smack him in the shoulder, then crosses her arms.
Cheshire-7 gets up immediately and with angry frown, sloooowly makes way to freezer; grabs icecube and returns in front of her walkign sloooowly, clutching icecube til it melts.
Cheshire-7: (Oo whoops, change 'angry frown' to 'frightened face' first, THEN add 'angry frown'. )
Speedy - 6 watches him intently, still not quite sure, judges on boxer shorts alone.
Speedy - 6: Gnark?
Cheshire-7 changed name to Cheshire-8
Cheshire-8 stifled chuckle; this time disappears into hallway a moment, then returns in purple sheet and ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARS in her face.
Cheshire-8 sheet covers his head and rest of body now
Speedy - 6: -blinkblink-
Speedy - 6: Plasmus.
Cheshire-8: "I'm..I'm awake!"
Cheshire-8: "I'm not supposed to be awake!! D'; "
Cheshire-8 changed name to Plasmus-9
Plasmus-9: Henh. henh. hennnnh. >D
Plasmus-9: Woulda gone heavier on the 'asleep' aspect than the neutral breathing, buthis way was /tonnes/ more fun. ;D
Speedy - 6 hides face in hands, in either embarrassment, amusement, or a combination of the two.
Plasmus-9: No one ever thinks about his melting radio-'active' body, either.
Plasmus-9 WHHHHIPS OFF SHEET GIVES HER MOREASON TO BEMBARRASSED ;D
Plasmus-9: How is it? Does my body make /you/ melt ;D
Plasmus-9 definitely not in Plasmus character. x'D
Plasmus-9 all bets are off 'cause author mus'leep now.
Speedy - 6: (I HOPE NOT! XD)
Plasmus-9: (THAT'D EB STRANGELY GROTESQUELY ACCURATE AN EFFECT OF HIS BODY IF SO x'DDD )
Speedy - 6: (Or else we've just learned something very new about Plas. Lol)
Plasmus-9 posepose flexflex.
Plasmus-9: Gnark was a decent guess! Mayeb I was 'crushing' stuff with my bare hands.
Plasmus-9: Beefy guy, that Gnark.
Plasmus-9 posepose flexflex.
Plasmus-9: But in thend, I am victorious >D For now.
Speedy - 6 whips sheet back over his shameless self with a quick burst of telekinesis, rolls her eyes, uncomfortably laughs it off.
Plasmus-9 shiversneezeFootiePajamases, with liddle black chikadees on 'em.
Plasmus-9 --then is SHEETED
Speedy - 6: Have some decency, for-- Nevermind.
Speedy - 6 changed name to Raven
Plasmus-9 ROOOOOOOOOOOOARsagainintoherfacewhichsoon crumbles into laughter.
Plasmus-9 changed name to Speedy
Raven: This isn't over.

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