Slade is a Creeper
Aug 5, 2012 3:12:58 GMT -6
Post by Silv on Aug 5, 2012 3:12:58 GMT -6
A conversation between Kenni, Bry and I on the topic of awkward love children ended with Slade...being a creeper. Enjoy the crack.
Also, if more Slade crazyness happens feel free to post it here.
Slade: Hello, Robin.
Slade: I see you gave birth to a healthy young fighter.
Slade: We will abscond immediately and create a full fighting force to dominate the world in our absence.
Slade: ...I picked you up a ring this time. I figured if I liked it I should've put a ring on it.
Robin: ...you didn't come back to life completely there in the head, did you Slade?
Slade: -strrrraightfaced-
Slade: -pulls stoic child with black spiky hair and Slade mask from backpack- This is all the proof you require.
Robin: And now you're kidnapping innocent children? I will stop you, Slade!
Slade: -tickles Robin's chin- Don't be like that, honeysuckle. We can make this work. I don't want us to be over yet. -stifles strange child-
Robin: -backs away from Slade- I demand a new roleplayer.
Slade: -sighs, hands on his hips- You told me you were bored of our roleplaying games, Robin dear. Make up your mind.
Slade: It's the first time I see you after our precious little angel's delivery and this is how you behave?
Backup: -removes mask; is Slade- I'm all you have, Robin. Love me.
Robin: D8 -hopes to wake up from horribly awkward nightmare-
Alarm clock: Nananananananana nanananananawakeup Rooo-biiiiin~
Robin: -starts awake, sigh of relief- Just a dream.
Slade: -holds breath; hiding under his bed-
Slade: -emotear from beneath bedsprings-
****
We later decided that Slade was the reason MSN was playing tricks on Bry.
Bry: My Inbox says (1). So I click it. But no. Now the Drafts says (1). I click that. Alas, now the (1) is in the Junk folder.... IT'S TOO FREAKING LATE TO PLAY THIS GAME, MSN!!!!
Silv: Clearly it is Slade's revenge via MSN.
Slade: I like playing with minds, that I do.
Bry: Slade has an MSN account? I never cease to be amazed. Now he can spam the crap outta Robin with fuzzy kittehs and chain letters. Diabolical.
Slade: Oh. And playing with technology. -is throwing his voice from beneath bedsprings-
Robin: So that's who keeps spamming me! D<
Slade: -giggle-
Slade: I loooove getting a rise out of Robin O:
Silv: Did Slade just giggle? BE STILL MY BEATING HEART THE END IS NEAR! D:
Bry: I think the end proved itself near when Slade had Robin's little angel. 0_0
Slade: Silly girl; it was an imposter.
Slade: Surely you don't suggest a busy man such as myself has time to laugh titteringly.
Silv: That could have been any random child. I want DNA tests! D<
Slade: Correction; Robin had OURs. I will not be dominated.
Midwife: I-It all happened so fast..
Midwife: I-I-I just can't...please don't make me tell youuuu! ; . ;
Bry: Poor midwife! -hands her some tea and pats her back consolingly-
MIdwife: -takes off mask; is Slade- Trololooolol.
Robin: I think I'm gunna go jump off a building because I must be dreaming.
Kennzo: Lol liek this shouldn't be funny guys, oughta be terrifying lol.
Also, if more Slade crazyness happens feel free to post it here.
Slade: Hello, Robin.
Slade: I see you gave birth to a healthy young fighter.
Slade: We will abscond immediately and create a full fighting force to dominate the world in our absence.
Slade: ...I picked you up a ring this time. I figured if I liked it I should've put a ring on it.
Robin: ...you didn't come back to life completely there in the head, did you Slade?
Slade: -strrrraightfaced-
Slade: -pulls stoic child with black spiky hair and Slade mask from backpack- This is all the proof you require.
Robin: And now you're kidnapping innocent children? I will stop you, Slade!
Slade: -tickles Robin's chin- Don't be like that, honeysuckle. We can make this work. I don't want us to be over yet. -stifles strange child-
Robin: -backs away from Slade- I demand a new roleplayer.
Slade: -sighs, hands on his hips- You told me you were bored of our roleplaying games, Robin dear. Make up your mind.
Slade: It's the first time I see you after our precious little angel's delivery and this is how you behave?
Backup: -removes mask; is Slade- I'm all you have, Robin. Love me.
Robin: D8 -hopes to wake up from horribly awkward nightmare-
Alarm clock: Nananananananana nanananananawakeup Rooo-biiiiin~
Robin: -starts awake, sigh of relief- Just a dream.
Slade: -holds breath; hiding under his bed-
Slade: -emotear from beneath bedsprings-
****
We later decided that Slade was the reason MSN was playing tricks on Bry.
Bry: My Inbox says (1). So I click it. But no. Now the Drafts says (1). I click that. Alas, now the (1) is in the Junk folder.... IT'S TOO FREAKING LATE TO PLAY THIS GAME, MSN!!!!
Silv: Clearly it is Slade's revenge via MSN.
Slade: I like playing with minds, that I do.
Bry: Slade has an MSN account? I never cease to be amazed. Now he can spam the crap outta Robin with fuzzy kittehs and chain letters. Diabolical.
Slade: Oh. And playing with technology. -is throwing his voice from beneath bedsprings-
Robin: So that's who keeps spamming me! D<
Slade: -giggle-
Slade: I loooove getting a rise out of Robin O:
Silv: Did Slade just giggle? BE STILL MY BEATING HEART THE END IS NEAR! D:
Bry: I think the end proved itself near when Slade had Robin's little angel. 0_0
Slade: Silly girl; it was an imposter.
Slade: Surely you don't suggest a busy man such as myself has time to laugh titteringly.
Silv: That could have been any random child. I want DNA tests! D<
Slade: Correction; Robin had OURs. I will not be dominated.
Midwife: I-It all happened so fast..
Midwife: I-I-I just can't...please don't make me tell youuuu! ; . ;
Bry: Poor midwife! -hands her some tea and pats her back consolingly-
MIdwife: -takes off mask; is Slade- Trololooolol.
Robin: I think I'm gunna go jump off a building because I must be dreaming.
Kennzo: Lol liek this shouldn't be funny guys, oughta be terrifying lol.