The Setup
Nov 23, 2013 9:44:37 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2013 9:44:37 GMT -6
Paige didn't really know what possessed her to adopt a kitten. Maybe she had thought that a stiflingly small apartment needed a mangy little animal to add to the decor and all. In all honesty though, the decision was the end result of months on the streets after having left a band of mercenaries with naught but her last paycheck and a very useful body suit she "forgot" to return to its rightful owner. She was certain that the suit and her talent for thievery were what kept her from starving to death, and now, they had finally put a roof over her head. Granted that roof was prone to leaking, but she had buckets for that.
"Mroooooow!"
"What now, Fuzzball?" Paige snapped, having been drained of patience by hours of that kitten's exact same cry. She'd fed the whiny animal a few scraps of chicken, set out some milk, tossed him a few toys, pet him for hours, and yet he still managed to sound like he was ready to die in agony. Perhaps Fuzzball wasn't the best name for him; Whiner would have been suitable. Still, the little fuzzball was staring at her with adorably expectant eyes, so she scooped him up in her arms and sank into an aging armchair that bore a few claw marks along the sides. Paige fished for the remote underneath the cushion and, upon retrieving it, flicked an ancient black and white TV set on to the only channel she got: The Gordon Godfrey show.
"Good Morning Jump City!
This is the Gordon Godfrey show, where we dissect this week's super-news: rising crime rates, monster appearances and the failure of Jump's heroes." Said the fuzzy, slightly distorted Gordon Godfrey, who then proceeded to list the various crimes the Teen Titans had failed to stop yesterday, and the week before that, and the week before that, and so on and so forth. Paige found his "reports" amusing, which was the only reason she bothered to tune in every night, because she sure as hell didn't watch his show for its quality. Fuzzball, being the curious and highly annoying kitten that he was, had become erect at the sound of Gordon's voice and started mewing every few seconds as his eyes scanned the room.
"No one's there, Fuzzy. Calm down." Paige muttered in her best "caring" voice while gently stroking the kitten's back. Naturally, Fuzzball ignored her and her attempts to sooth him. Without warning, he leaped off of Paige's lap and scampered over to the only window in her apartment. There, she hopped onto the sill and started pawing at the glass separating him from the outside world. Startled, Paige started to rise from her chair, "What the hell has gotten into you...?"
"Mroooooow!"
"What now, Fuzzball?" Paige snapped, having been drained of patience by hours of that kitten's exact same cry. She'd fed the whiny animal a few scraps of chicken, set out some milk, tossed him a few toys, pet him for hours, and yet he still managed to sound like he was ready to die in agony. Perhaps Fuzzball wasn't the best name for him; Whiner would have been suitable. Still, the little fuzzball was staring at her with adorably expectant eyes, so she scooped him up in her arms and sank into an aging armchair that bore a few claw marks along the sides. Paige fished for the remote underneath the cushion and, upon retrieving it, flicked an ancient black and white TV set on to the only channel she got: The Gordon Godfrey show.
"Good Morning Jump City!
This is the Gordon Godfrey show, where we dissect this week's super-news: rising crime rates, monster appearances and the failure of Jump's heroes." Said the fuzzy, slightly distorted Gordon Godfrey, who then proceeded to list the various crimes the Teen Titans had failed to stop yesterday, and the week before that, and the week before that, and so on and so forth. Paige found his "reports" amusing, which was the only reason she bothered to tune in every night, because she sure as hell didn't watch his show for its quality. Fuzzball, being the curious and highly annoying kitten that he was, had become erect at the sound of Gordon's voice and started mewing every few seconds as his eyes scanned the room.
"No one's there, Fuzzy. Calm down." Paige muttered in her best "caring" voice while gently stroking the kitten's back. Naturally, Fuzzball ignored her and her attempts to sooth him. Without warning, he leaped off of Paige's lap and scampered over to the only window in her apartment. There, she hopped onto the sill and started pawing at the glass separating him from the outside world. Startled, Paige started to rise from her chair, "What the hell has gotten into you...?"