Quotes!

[Elenaphant]

Hello hello! So, I love quotes, and I know people usually do. This being the general board I figured general quotes are nice--and I mean quotes from anything; your favourite characters, idols, proverbs, anything. I was browsing tumblr (I know, surprise) and I saw a few good ones. Quotes give me muse which I'm seriously lacking right now. So do share, if only for meeee. Or if you have something you usually say XD


Is it wrong that I thought of Nightwing? >.> Not saying his butt is big (anatomically it is still bigger than his heart) but I'm worried now that everytime I think of ass I think Nightwing. XD I've never even been much of a posterior kind of lady when it comes to personal tastes, but damn it Nightwing. XD He's been falsely named. Richard Bum Grayson.


When people leave the cbox


Ugh... My dramatic Kori and Dick feels.
...I hate how his name makes everything about this sad quote dirty XD Damn my gutter mind stahp.


AWWWW Omg that is so adorably sappy. Be-you-tiful. I am going to say that. I'm sorry you guys should already know I'm filled with wonderful estrogen ok.


But I would prefer "treat the one you love" right in place of girl, because boys as much as we like to joke about them being pricks at times, need to be treated right too. In our roleplay I think this advice does apply more to girls o.O crazy ladies. is one to talk ;D


Okay stop. I know I'm in a funk but this should not be where my muse is at aaaah. Being this dramatic is not healthy. QUICK. TO THE FUNNY.




True facts.


For Blue Beetle <3

For the srs discussions
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.
— John Locke

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
— Isaac Newton

We know that equality of individual ability has never existed and never will, but we do insist that equality of opportunity still must be sought.
— Franklin D. Roosevelt

Back to not so srs.



“It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about, nowadays, saying things against one behind one’s back that are absolutely and entirely true.”
— Oscar Wilde
Oh Osar Wilde XD

“You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.”
— Sydney Smith
THIS. THIS SO HARD. No I refuse to rant. I will just leave it there to speak for itself. -bites lip-


<3 This is so sweet. And it's how I sort out my kinder muse.

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ENTERO SOMEWHERE ELSO. >DDD

-dies-

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;D You know it. -revives with love-


<3


This compliments my reunion post, so naturally I share. It's nice commentary on life too. It doesn't last forever, but that doesn't mean it's not worth having. Existentialismmmmmmmm.


I LOOK AT YOU WITH FEELINGS. XD I wouldn't even know how to respond to this. "But I look at you like a robot. Without them?"


But Ernest Hemmingway, what is happiness? What is intelligence? -smokes her imaginary pipe-


All these things are trying to tell me I'll be happy if I'm stupid D: Wait--I think I'm happy guys. Does this mean???





Hey, I feel a little smarter.
Nope there it again.

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My quotes dont have any funny pictures... and they are all by Bill Cosby but I thought I would share anyways

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

When you become senile, you won't know it.

Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.

Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.'

Old is always fifteen years from now.

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don't know what's next.

Family is conflict and it's something that we all relate to.

The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic

When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.

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I love how pro that elephant looks. It has the potential to be an elenaphant. Lolol puns.