Kid Flash's Birthday!
Jan 17, 2013 1:53:27 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Jan 17, 2013 1:53:27 GMT -6
Kid Flash: No one remembered my birthday? I thought you guys were throwing a surprise party D:
Bry: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIFFIES!!!!!!!!
Sam: HAPPEH BIRTHDAY WALLYYYY. XDD
Kenno: >.< Kiffers, merry birfdeh brose--
Raven: -throws confetti- Weeee. Better?
Kid Flash: Thanks Sam, Bry and Kenni xD
Sapph: that isn't a surprise then, is it?
Starfire: OH JOYOUS DAY OF BIRTH!
BB: -does the worm as a sea otter-
BB: OAARFFOARFFOARFF
Force: I realized when I put Ecto was making a cake. I was like "But why...."
Force: ECTO KNEW. HE HAS A MIND OF HIS OWN
Sapph: /hugs\ happy birthday, Wally
Starfiire: TAKE THESE GIFTS IN MY GRATITUDE FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY OF EXISTENCE -gives gift- =D [Sorry I forgot to open this xD]
Kid Flash: -hugs back- Yay, birthdays.
BBOtter: -licks KF's ear; bounces ball on nose-
BBOtter: -is tonight's entertainment because he can't afford gifts- xD
Kid Flash: 0-o Uh, thanks B.
Sapph: tomorrow I owe you two slaps!
Speedy: -shyly hands Kiffers a homemade cake in his pink apron- c:
BBOtter: -chews on Speedy's pink apron-
Kid Flash: -eats cake gratefully in two seconds-
Starfire: =D Had I know you were making a cake Speedy I would have loved to assist!
Speedy: -hands Kiffers another cake; braces self this time- [<
Kid Flash: -goes for second cake-
Speedy: -SHOVESKIFFERS'FACEINCAKE-
Kid Flash: 0-0
Speedy: -griiiiin-
Kid Flash: -eats smushed cake, elbows Speedy and laughs-
Sapph: /icing splats on her\ uhm guys...?
BBOtter: -consumes Speedy's apron, than goes to lick cake off of KF's face-
Speedy: -Robinesquescowls!- Beabsterrr, that was my favourite aapronnnnn D;
Bry: Consumes the-- WHAT?! XDXD
BBOtter: -can eat aprons now- xD
Raven: -is splattered in cake, is surrounded by idiots, albeit happy ones-
Sapph: /hopes he was wearing clothes under apron\
Kid Flash: Ew, Beast Boy, just get me a towel xD
BBOtter: Oarfff? :[
Starfire: No Beast Boy no! Bad otter! -takes him and does heimlich-
BBOtter: -flipflaps away, returns with half-eaten towel-
BBOtter: -but is then Heimliched- xDD
Kid Flash: -wipes face with half-eaten towel, is now clean?-
BBOtter: -gags, spits out apron and towel pieces- O_____O
Raven: Did someone forget to feed Beast Boy? -hides own cape-
Starfire: -patspats- There there... no more eating of non edible foods
BBOtter: T_T -rolls over, claps fins-
Starfire: If you are hungry I shall feed you my traditional warrior meal!
Speedy: I'm hungry~
Speedy: -eats cake off raven's cheek- :3
Starfire: You will be so filled you shall never wish to eat anything again~
Kid Flash: Should have made more cake, then.
Sapph: /tapes "Do not feed the otters" sign to Beast Boy\
BBOtter: -is offered a terrible meal and then has a sign plastered to him- >.<
Raven: -blinks- PDA much?
Kenno: OhguysdidIsayRaven?
Sapph: /has icing on face\
Kenno: itotallymeannnnt Kid flash's*
BBOtter: -changes into a monkey; grins cheekily and discards sign-
Kenno: -likethisisanybetter-
Kid Flash: I'm so confused. xD
Sapph: gingers getting TOO close.
Raven: That makes two of us.
Speedy: You shouldn't be; these are the spoils of your birfdeh. Me-time.
Starfire: -witnesses this- Is this another Birthday Tradition?
Speedy: There wasn't much cake left on his face though /:
Kid Flash: I have no more facecake. I wiped it off with a half-towel.
Sapph: /scratches out otters, writes monkeys\
Speedy: ;D We can make it one, Star~
Starfire: Glorious! ^-^
BBMonkey: -nibbles on new sign-
Speedy: Who's next? $1 a face-caking.
Sapph: licking cake off the Birthday persons FACE?! pass...
BBMonkey: -picks lice out of KF's ginger locks-
Speedy: $1.75 for de-face-caking.
Kid Flash: You have more cake?
Starfire: I shall participate, but I do not have a dollar >.>
Speedy: -chokes on lice that fell from hair into facecake-
Starfire: ... O.O
Kid Flash: My birthday is turning out to be disgusting.
Speedy: -coughacoughacough- That's..alright Kor...y! You can..pay in chocolate..loonies..too!
Raven: .... .... .... We could go for pizza instead?
Starfire: -steps away from him- You have the terrible hair parasites!
Sapph: who'd pay a dollar to get cake thrown ON them?
Speedy: WHICH brings me to our next menu item! -pulls out PizzaCake-
Ecto: -floats upstairs to witness shenanigans-
Raven: Soo not what I meant.
Speedy: I've got buttercreme, icecream, and cheesecake slices among others.
BBMonkey: -leaps upon the pizza cake- :'DDDD
Sapph: please, no rinsing!
Kenno: -actual otter jumps out of pizzacake onto BB-
BBMonkey: -sits on pie, takes a slice and noms- ^-^
BBMonkey: -is then pounced on by an otter- O_O
Raven: Cheesecake? With whipped cream?
Kid Flash: -sees otter, has no idea what's going on anymore-
BBOtter: -changes into an otter in retaliation anyways- D<
BBOtter: OAARFFF? >I
Starfire: Birthdays are so interesting!
Speedy: Look past your beloved whipped creme, dearest, into the total concoction that is this pizzacake~
BBOtter: -chases the threat away...s.l.o.w.l.y.-
Sapph: /sighs\ Wally, your birthday is a disaster...
Kid Flash: Are you kidding?
Kid Flash: I'm loving it! >D
Raven: Pizza cake has nothing on cheesecake. -___-
Speedy: -slowchase musical accompaniement, chants:- Nananananananana nanananananananana Chase. Sceeene.
Sapph: you are crazy, Wally.
Kid Flash: What is pizza cake? -does not wait for answer, eats-
BBOtter: -it just isn't a birthday without a green otter :'o-
BBOtter: -chases interloper to theme music- :'DD
Kenno: Otter: Holy BeastBo--Batma--WHO ARE YOU
Sapph: /hands Speedy a dollar, picks up cheesecake with tons of whipped cream\ /throws in Wally's face\
Speedy: ... ... ...$_$
BBOtter: I am. THE DARK OTTER. :'O
Kid Flash: -is cheesecakefaced; licks around his mouth- Mmm
BBOtter: -tackles villainous sea creature-
Scooby Doo: -finishes off Kiffers' face-
BBOtter: -smacks with his flippers of fury-
Bry: -now desires cheesecake-
Sapph: /smirks\
Kenno: Otter: >D Buhahahawr~ -launches beachball torpedoes from its nose at BBOtter-
Kid Flash: -scoops some cheesecake off face, hands to Bry-
Sapph: so what DO you want for your birthday, Wally?
Bry: Thank you, Kiffie, you are marvelous! -nibbles dessert-
BBOtter: -smacked with beach balls- x.x
BBOtter: Villainous fiend! Justice will have it's day! Or...KNIGHT. xD
Kid Flash: What do I want?
Batman: Did somebody say Batman?
BBOtter: -rolls back to the partayyy-
BBOtter: -nearly rolls intoBATMANOMGGG-
Kid Flash: Hmm. I already seem to---Batman came to my birthday party?!
Sapph: yes. what do you want?
Batman: There can only be one. -THE NIGHT-
BBOtter: Oarfffoarffoarff! *___*
Batman: Oh, and happy birthday Kid Flash.
Sapph: /not impressed\
Kid Flash: :D
Batman: -drops a gift, then goes off into THE NIGHT-
Raven: Yup, it's a party now.... -nibbles a cupcake-
BBOtter: -nibbles ends of Bat boots in admiration- *0*
Kid Flash: -picks up mysterious BatGift; shakes next to ear- Hmm...
Sapph: seriously Wally. what do you want BESIDES Batman?
BBOtter: -oarffs sadly upon Batman's departure- ;-;
Kid Flash: -unwraps Batgift- It's... It's....
Kid Flash: .... Batman underwear?
Raven: Classy.
BBOtter: -chews it-
Kid Flash: -pulls it away from B- No. Bad otter.
Raven: -disgusted-
Sapph: I do not wish to know about your underwear!
BBOtter: -makes sure to slobber all over it first with glorious otter spit-
Sapph: O - O
Kid Flash: -looks at slobbery Batman underwear- Oh, look. Robin's on here too. xD
BBOtter: O_O Oarf?
Raven: o_o
BBOtter: -flipflopwormsaround-
Sapph: /puts bow on hand, slaps Wally\ Happy Birthday.
Starfire: Oooh! May I see that gift?
Kid Flash: -is slapped back to life-
Kid Flash: >.> Sure, Star. -tosses spitty underoos-
Sapph: I would've got anything but...
Starfire: -catches, examines- =D
Kid Flash: Oh, Sapph. I was about to tell you what I wanted.
Sapph: /smirks\
Starfire: It is so funny -giggle giggle-
Sapph: you were? and don't shorten my name!
BBOtter: -flops over to Star to nibble the undaroos again- *_____*
Starfire: No! D< This is a gift! With Robin's face on it!
BBOtter: ;-;
Kid Flash: I was, yes. And I will call you what I want. It's my birthday.
Sapph: well..?
Starfire: -looks at sad otter face- =( -picks him up and hugs him- You must stop making the face
Sapph: that does not give you any right to nickname me.
Kid Flash: You wanna know what I want?
Sapph: YES!
Kid Flash: What I really really want?
Starfire: World peace? -ventures a guess-
BBOtter: -hugged; dies from blocked windpipe- x.x
Speedy: Just tell'er whatchu want, whatchu reallyreallywant.
Kid Flash: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah!
Sapph: don't start this... /knows song\
Starfire: -notices his limpness, wonders why a gentle hug has killed him- You are most weak >.>
Kid Flash: Tooo late! >D
Bry: X'D!!!!!!
BBOtter: -cannot retaliate, is dead- x.x
BBOtter: -BUT SUDDENLY REVIVES TO SING ALONG- xDD
Starfire: -snuggles back to life because it is Wally's birthday and there shall be no death or sadness-
Sapph: I meant an item or gesture. something I can give you!
BBOtter: If you wanna be my lover~
BBOtter: -comes out as otter noises-
Starfire: -and because that's what she REALLY REALLY WANTS-
Kid Flash: B-but... I really really wanna zig a zig. Ah.
Sapph: I'm gonna kill you tomorrow Wally...
Starfire: -zigazig ahs-
Kid Flash: But tonight, I am safe.
BBOtter: -tries to sing along, but cannot because otter-
Starfire: -sets BB down because otter-
BBOtter: Or-or-ororororororOARFFFF. >.<
Sapph: right /slaps with bowhand\
BBOtter: -set down-
Starfire: You should try these on for us to see! =D -holds underooos up to Wally-
Sapph: nononono!
Starfire: Yesyesyes! It is how we can all appreciate this rare gift of Batman's!
Kid Flash: -puts Spice Girls CD in player, pumps up volume, takes his underoos, puts them on on top of uniform-
BBOtter: -nods enthusiastically- :'DD
Starfire: -clapsclaps-
Kid Flash: -poses like the superhero he is-
BBOtter: -joins KF at the mic, still an otter-
BBOtter: -balances ball on nose as the fun-loving sidekick-
Sapph: = n =
Starfire: Glorious!
Ecto: Well, this is quite the celebration.
Raven: -left long ago, was scared away by underroos and Spice Girls-
Starfire: Hello Ecto!
Sapph: there is nothing you ACTUALLY wish to receive...
Raven: -which, as it happens, wasn't really 'so long ago'-
Kid Flash: I dunno, Sapph. Surprise me. I like... uh...
Starfire: Join the celebration of the anniversary of Wally's existence!
Sapph: alright /retreats, awkward\
Starfire: I-I mean Kid Flash's >///>
Kid Flash: >.>
Ecto: Who?
Ecto: Oh
Sapph: what, Wally?
Ecto: Nevermind
BBOtter: -rears up, claps fins about as a distraction from the noble hero-
Starfire: Wally is a joke name we call him, for he is so fast... he can go through walls! Mothers!
BBOtter: -rolls around and nearly crushes karaoke machine-
Kid Flash: MOTHERS! xD
BBOtter: MOTHERS. xDDD
Ecto: . . . . >.> -blows kazoo-
Starfire: -takes the laughter as a sign she has applied the joke right-
Starfire: Ooh! What is that? -looks at the kazoo-
BBOtter: -crams several kazoos into mouth; tries to use them all- xP
Ecto: -shrugs- Earth party thing.
Starfire: What is the significance of it?
Ecto: You blow it. For fun.
Kid Flash: -starts singing Spice Girls-
Starfire: Aha! -takes it from his mouth, blows into it- Aha! This is... fun noise!
Kid Flash: -still wearing Batman and Robin around his crotch.-
BBOtter: -wraps tiny otter arms around KF's neck; swings from it like he's on a piggy back ride-
Sapph: /leaves, concerned\ see you tomorrow I guess...
Kid Flash: Where ya going?!
Sapph: oh uh...
Starfire: Are you tired from all of the fun?
Starfire: -blows Ecto's kazoo again-
Elena: ... XD
Sir Toastalot-phone: lol Subtext Elena xD
Elena: I did not think about those words
Sam: E-ELENA. xD
Ecto: ( xDDDDD )
Sapph: I'm alright.
BBOtter: -clings to KF's neck; is an otter necklace, adds to emsemble-
Kid Flash: -grabs Sapph- Sing with me!
Sapph: what?! no I can't!
Kid Flash: Too late! -pulls her onto imaginary stage- You said you know the song!
Sapph: fine... but only because today is special
Sir Toastalot-phone: DAMMITWALLY XD
Kid Flash: Whoo! ;D
Sapph: /is singing along\
Kid Flash: So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me, You gotta listen carefully, We got Em in the place who likes it in your face, We got G like MC who likes it on an Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady, and as for me, ha you'll see! -does not hold back-
Sir Toastalot-phone: I don't know the lyrics o A o
Kid Flash: Well then dance!
Sapph: I don't dance!
Starfire: -zigazig ah's-
Kid Flash: Stop quoting HSM2 and start having fun!
Sapph: I'm not quoting anything Wally!
Kid Flash: I can change the song. What song do you know?
Sapph: do I have to do this? is it necessary?
Sam: I know you can~ ;D -endquote-
Kid Flash: Yes
Sapph: no its not.
Kid Flash: "Not a chance, No~"
Sir Toastalot-phone: guys I haveta go. but we totally need a thread for this. [AND HERE IT IS!]
Kid Flash: "if I can do this, boy, you can do that~" -is just singing whatever inspires him-
Sam: "But Iyyyeee don't danncceee"
Sam: HIT IT OUTTA THE PARK. XD
Kid Flash: aW, YOU BEAT ME TO IT
Kid Flash: CAPS
Sam: Buaha. >]
Kid Flash: (i think KF actually just shouted "caps")
Starfire: !! We did not sing the Happy Birthday song!
Sam: Correction. I did not sing the Happy Birthday song. D: [Sam proceeds to sing the song, I don't feel like copy and pasting it]
Kid Flash: and I didn't make a wish!
Starfire: Ecto! You made a cake yes? Bring it here, set it aflame on little wax sticks!
Ecto: Well, not exactly.... -retrieves bowl full of cake mix and eggs; puts in candles-
Starfire: We shall turn off the lights, and then he shall make his wish, and blow them out, and then we shall-- Oh... -deflates-
Starfire: Well, we shall still set it aflame!
Kid Flash: It's beautiful, Ecto! xD
Starfire: -uses glowing hand to set it on FIRE-
Sam: -inhales, collapses- x.x [She finished singing]
Sam: -had obviously broken the 4th wall with this song- xD [We started doing that long ago]
Kid Flash: Thank you mysterious Sam voice for the song!
Starfire: Yes! Thank you voice!
Sam: -is a mysterious voice-
Kid Flash: A random singing voice is totally normal! And I love to point out things that are totally normal! Yay!
Starfire: Now, make your day of birth wish ^-^
Sam: You are welcome, famous people. Wheeeeee~
Starfire: Indeed, things are most normal here!
Kid Flash: -stares at flaming bowl of gush, thinks deeply-
Kid Flash: What do I really, really want?
Starfire: What do you really REALLY want?
Kid Flash: I really really really wanna... -blows out candles-
Starfire: -clapsclaps-
Kid Flash: Can't tell you, or it won't come true.
Starfire: These magical wishes COME TRUE?
Kid Flash: ........ Of course! If you follow the rules, and wait long enough.
Starfire: I hope you have wished responsibly!
Kid Flash: Responsibly?! Do you know me? >D
Starfire: D: But you... You have the power to... -cannot ask for wish rules-
Kid Flash: Now, I can't tell you what I wished for, so you'll never know if it came true. >D
Elena: Man, more people need to wish for universal peace.
Ecto: Agreed, mysterious Elena voice.
Elena: A wooooo -ghost sounds- XD
Ecto: ... The call of my people!
Elena: XD!!!
Bry: XD
Sam: -drifts next to Elenaghost, a mysterious being-
Kid Flash: These mysterious voices... I guess Ecto invited his friends to my party xD
Starfire: Ooh! =D Greetings friends of a friend!
Ecto: -shrugs, stares through fourth wall at viewers-
Elena: -leans in to Sam- He's LOOKING at us... o.O
Sam: Elena, I don't like the way that kid with the crazy hair is looking at us. O_O
Sam: -....waves?-
Elena: -awkward wave-
Ecto: -coughs, waves-
Kid Flash: Ecto, who....? Nevermind xD
Sam: Can they not see us, oh child with the hedgehog hair? :'o -pokes stuff-
Sam: -in awe at this strange building shaped like a T-
Ecto: Only hear you.
Starfire: He is communicating to his friends on the other side!
Starfire: -does not know what is the other side exactly-
Starfire: -big wave- GREEETIIIINGS!
Kid Flash: He's opened us up to another realm?
Elena: >.> I THINK YOU AND JAIME ARE CUTE.
Kid Flash: Awesome birthday present!
Starfire: o///o How does it know >.>
Elena: IT?!
Ecto: They are all-seeing.
Ecto: And uhm.... mostly female.
Elena: -rages against the heavens-
Sam: IT? D< -joins fellow othersider in rage-
Starfire: >.> Oh... Forgive me I did not know
Kid Flash: What is my fuuuture?
Sam: You get sick and then nonsick by a comic book miracle.
Starfire: What is a comic book?
Kid Flash:
Kid Flash: (NOT THE FACE I WANTED)
Elena: XD! That FACE OMG.
Sam: A WILD CYBORG APPEARS. XDD
Kid Flash: ( XDDD )
Kid Flash: What is this other realm called?
Starfire: CYBORG?! Where?!
Ecto: . . . Reality./
Ecto: Extra /.
Ecto: what/
Ecto: fjdnjva
Starfire: ... -stares at Ecto- >.> He is doing things I do not understand
Kid Flash: I think he's possessed.....
Sam: -tries to pick up mic; unsure if I can- @___@
Kid Flash: -sees the mic float- 0-o
Kid Flash: Ecto....?
Elena: -snatches mic from Sam- ;D WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL
Sam: Oh, I can pick it up! Marvelous! :'DD -snatched- ;-;
Starfire: -covers her ears- Ghost busters?
Starfire: What a horrid voice D; And so loud too!
Sam: -twitches at Star- o___e
Sam: You...
Sam: say that my Elenalove's voice....
Sam: IS HORRID? D<
Sam: I WILL SMITE THEE!
Ecto: I sense the other side is upset. >.>
Starfire: Eeep -feels the rage of this invisible person-
Elena: DUN KILL HER SHE'S MAH FAVOURITE D;
Sam: ......>_> -gently tugs at Star's hair-
Starfire: D: -hair tugged-
Bry: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIFFIES!!!!!!!!
Sam: HAPPEH BIRTHDAY WALLYYYY. XDD
Kenno: >.< Kiffers, merry birfdeh brose--
Raven: -throws confetti- Weeee. Better?
Kid Flash: Thanks Sam, Bry and Kenni xD
Sapph: that isn't a surprise then, is it?
Starfire: OH JOYOUS DAY OF BIRTH!
BB: -does the worm as a sea otter-
BB: OAARFFOARFFOARFF
Force: I realized when I put Ecto was making a cake. I was like "But why...."
Force: ECTO KNEW. HE HAS A MIND OF HIS OWN
Sapph: /hugs\ happy birthday, Wally
Starfiire: TAKE THESE GIFTS IN MY GRATITUDE FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY OF EXISTENCE -gives gift- =D [Sorry I forgot to open this xD]
Kid Flash: -hugs back- Yay, birthdays.
BBOtter: -licks KF's ear; bounces ball on nose-
BBOtter: -is tonight's entertainment because he can't afford gifts- xD
Kid Flash: 0-o Uh, thanks B.
Sapph: tomorrow I owe you two slaps!
Speedy: -shyly hands Kiffers a homemade cake in his pink apron- c:
BBOtter: -chews on Speedy's pink apron-
Kid Flash: -eats cake gratefully in two seconds-
Starfire: =D Had I know you were making a cake Speedy I would have loved to assist!
Speedy: -hands Kiffers another cake; braces self this time- [<
Kid Flash: -goes for second cake-
Speedy: -SHOVESKIFFERS'FACEINCAKE-
Kid Flash: 0-0
Speedy: -griiiiin-
Kid Flash: -eats smushed cake, elbows Speedy and laughs-
Sapph: /icing splats on her\ uhm guys...?
BBOtter: -consumes Speedy's apron, than goes to lick cake off of KF's face-
Speedy: -Robinesquescowls!- Beabsterrr, that was my favourite aapronnnnn D;
Bry: Consumes the-- WHAT?! XDXD
BBOtter: -can eat aprons now- xD
Raven: -is splattered in cake, is surrounded by idiots, albeit happy ones-
Sapph: /hopes he was wearing clothes under apron\
Kid Flash: Ew, Beast Boy, just get me a towel xD
BBOtter: Oarfff? :[
Starfire: No Beast Boy no! Bad otter! -takes him and does heimlich-
BBOtter: -flipflaps away, returns with half-eaten towel-
BBOtter: -but is then Heimliched- xDD
Kid Flash: -wipes face with half-eaten towel, is now clean?-
BBOtter: -gags, spits out apron and towel pieces- O_____O
Raven: Did someone forget to feed Beast Boy? -hides own cape-
Starfire: -patspats- There there... no more eating of non edible foods
BBOtter: T_T -rolls over, claps fins-
Starfire: If you are hungry I shall feed you my traditional warrior meal!
Speedy: I'm hungry~
Speedy: -eats cake off raven's cheek- :3
Starfire: You will be so filled you shall never wish to eat anything again~
Kid Flash: Should have made more cake, then.
Sapph: /tapes "Do not feed the otters" sign to Beast Boy\
BBOtter: -is offered a terrible meal and then has a sign plastered to him- >.<
Raven: -blinks- PDA much?
Kenno: OhguysdidIsayRaven?
Sapph: /has icing on face\
Kenno: itotallymeannnnt Kid flash's*
BBOtter: -changes into a monkey; grins cheekily and discards sign-
Kenno: -likethisisanybetter-
Kid Flash: I'm so confused. xD
Sapph: gingers getting TOO close.
Raven: That makes two of us.
Speedy: You shouldn't be; these are the spoils of your birfdeh. Me-time.
Starfire: -witnesses this- Is this another Birthday Tradition?
Speedy: There wasn't much cake left on his face though /:
Kid Flash: I have no more facecake. I wiped it off with a half-towel.
Sapph: /scratches out otters, writes monkeys\
Speedy: ;D We can make it one, Star~
Starfire: Glorious! ^-^
BBMonkey: -nibbles on new sign-
Speedy: Who's next? $1 a face-caking.
Sapph: licking cake off the Birthday persons FACE?! pass...
BBMonkey: -picks lice out of KF's ginger locks-
Speedy: $1.75 for de-face-caking.
Kid Flash: You have more cake?
Starfire: I shall participate, but I do not have a dollar >.>
Speedy: -chokes on lice that fell from hair into facecake-
Starfire: ... O.O
Kid Flash: My birthday is turning out to be disgusting.
Speedy: -coughacoughacough- That's..alright Kor...y! You can..pay in chocolate..loonies..too!
Raven: .... .... .... We could go for pizza instead?
Starfire: -steps away from him- You have the terrible hair parasites!
Sapph: who'd pay a dollar to get cake thrown ON them?
Speedy: WHICH brings me to our next menu item! -pulls out PizzaCake-
Ecto: -floats upstairs to witness shenanigans-
Raven: Soo not what I meant.
Speedy: I've got buttercreme, icecream, and cheesecake slices among others.
BBMonkey: -leaps upon the pizza cake- :'DDDD
Sapph: please, no rinsing!
Kenno: -actual otter jumps out of pizzacake onto BB-
BBMonkey: -sits on pie, takes a slice and noms- ^-^
BBMonkey: -is then pounced on by an otter- O_O
Raven: Cheesecake? With whipped cream?
Kid Flash: -sees otter, has no idea what's going on anymore-
BBOtter: -changes into an otter in retaliation anyways- D<
BBOtter: OAARFFF? >I
Starfire: Birthdays are so interesting!
Speedy: Look past your beloved whipped creme, dearest, into the total concoction that is this pizzacake~
BBOtter: -chases the threat away...s.l.o.w.l.y.-
Sapph: /sighs\ Wally, your birthday is a disaster...
Kid Flash: Are you kidding?
Kid Flash: I'm loving it! >D
Raven: Pizza cake has nothing on cheesecake. -___-
Speedy: -slowchase musical accompaniement, chants:- Nananananananana nanananananananana Chase. Sceeene.
Sapph: you are crazy, Wally.
Kid Flash: What is pizza cake? -does not wait for answer, eats-
BBOtter: -it just isn't a birthday without a green otter :'o-
BBOtter: -chases interloper to theme music- :'DD
Kenno: Otter: Holy BeastBo--Batma--WHO ARE YOU
Sapph: /hands Speedy a dollar, picks up cheesecake with tons of whipped cream\ /throws in Wally's face\
Speedy: ... ... ...$_$
BBOtter: I am. THE DARK OTTER. :'O
Kid Flash: -is cheesecakefaced; licks around his mouth- Mmm
BBOtter: -tackles villainous sea creature-
Scooby Doo: -finishes off Kiffers' face-
BBOtter: -smacks with his flippers of fury-
Bry: -now desires cheesecake-
Sapph: /smirks\
Kenno: Otter: >D Buhahahawr~ -launches beachball torpedoes from its nose at BBOtter-
Kid Flash: -scoops some cheesecake off face, hands to Bry-
Sapph: so what DO you want for your birthday, Wally?
Bry: Thank you, Kiffie, you are marvelous! -nibbles dessert-
BBOtter: -smacked with beach balls- x.x
BBOtter: Villainous fiend! Justice will have it's day! Or...KNIGHT. xD
Kid Flash: What do I want?
Batman: Did somebody say Batman?
BBOtter: -rolls back to the partayyy-
BBOtter: -nearly rolls intoBATMANOMGGG-
Kid Flash: Hmm. I already seem to---Batman came to my birthday party?!
Sapph: yes. what do you want?
Batman: There can only be one. -THE NIGHT-
BBOtter: Oarfffoarffoarff! *___*
Batman: Oh, and happy birthday Kid Flash.
Sapph: /not impressed\
Kid Flash: :D
Batman: -drops a gift, then goes off into THE NIGHT-
Raven: Yup, it's a party now.... -nibbles a cupcake-
BBOtter: -nibbles ends of Bat boots in admiration- *0*
Kid Flash: -picks up mysterious BatGift; shakes next to ear- Hmm...
Sapph: seriously Wally. what do you want BESIDES Batman?
BBOtter: -oarffs sadly upon Batman's departure- ;-;
Kid Flash: -unwraps Batgift- It's... It's....
Kid Flash: .... Batman underwear?
Raven: Classy.
BBOtter: -chews it-
Kid Flash: -pulls it away from B- No. Bad otter.
Raven: -disgusted-
Sapph: I do not wish to know about your underwear!
BBOtter: -makes sure to slobber all over it first with glorious otter spit-
Sapph: O - O
Kid Flash: -looks at slobbery Batman underwear- Oh, look. Robin's on here too. xD
BBOtter: O_O Oarf?
Raven: o_o
BBOtter: -flipflopwormsaround-
Sapph: /puts bow on hand, slaps Wally\ Happy Birthday.
Starfire: Oooh! May I see that gift?
Kid Flash: -is slapped back to life-
Kid Flash: >.> Sure, Star. -tosses spitty underoos-
Sapph: I would've got anything but...
Starfire: -catches, examines- =D
Kid Flash: Oh, Sapph. I was about to tell you what I wanted.
Sapph: /smirks\
Starfire: It is so funny -giggle giggle-
Sapph: you were? and don't shorten my name!
BBOtter: -flops over to Star to nibble the undaroos again- *_____*
Starfire: No! D< This is a gift! With Robin's face on it!
BBOtter: ;-;
Kid Flash: I was, yes. And I will call you what I want. It's my birthday.
Sapph: well..?
Starfire: -looks at sad otter face- =( -picks him up and hugs him- You must stop making the face
Sapph: that does not give you any right to nickname me.
Kid Flash: You wanna know what I want?
Sapph: YES!
Kid Flash: What I really really want?
Starfire: World peace? -ventures a guess-
BBOtter: -hugged; dies from blocked windpipe- x.x
Speedy: Just tell'er whatchu want, whatchu reallyreallywant.
Kid Flash: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah!
Sapph: don't start this... /knows song\
Starfire: -notices his limpness, wonders why a gentle hug has killed him- You are most weak >.>
Kid Flash: Tooo late! >D
Bry: X'D!!!!!!
BBOtter: -cannot retaliate, is dead- x.x
BBOtter: -BUT SUDDENLY REVIVES TO SING ALONG- xDD
Starfire: -snuggles back to life because it is Wally's birthday and there shall be no death or sadness-
Sapph: I meant an item or gesture. something I can give you!
BBOtter: If you wanna be my lover~
BBOtter: -comes out as otter noises-
Starfire: -and because that's what she REALLY REALLY WANTS-
Kid Flash: B-but... I really really wanna zig a zig. Ah.
Sapph: I'm gonna kill you tomorrow Wally...
Starfire: -zigazig ahs-
Kid Flash: But tonight, I am safe.
BBOtter: -tries to sing along, but cannot because otter-
Starfire: -sets BB down because otter-
BBOtter: Or-or-ororororororOARFFFF. >.<
Sapph: right /slaps with bowhand\
BBOtter: -set down-
Starfire: You should try these on for us to see! =D -holds underooos up to Wally-
Sapph: nononono!
Starfire: Yesyesyes! It is how we can all appreciate this rare gift of Batman's!
Kid Flash: -puts Spice Girls CD in player, pumps up volume, takes his underoos, puts them on on top of uniform-
BBOtter: -nods enthusiastically- :'DD
Starfire: -clapsclaps-
Kid Flash: -poses like the superhero he is-
BBOtter: -joins KF at the mic, still an otter-
BBOtter: -balances ball on nose as the fun-loving sidekick-
Sapph: = n =
Starfire: Glorious!
Ecto: Well, this is quite the celebration.
Raven: -left long ago, was scared away by underroos and Spice Girls-
Starfire: Hello Ecto!
Sapph: there is nothing you ACTUALLY wish to receive...
Raven: -which, as it happens, wasn't really 'so long ago'-
Kid Flash: I dunno, Sapph. Surprise me. I like... uh...
Starfire: Join the celebration of the anniversary of Wally's existence!
Sapph: alright /retreats, awkward\
Starfire: I-I mean Kid Flash's >///>
Kid Flash: >.>
Ecto: Who?
Ecto: Oh
Sapph: what, Wally?
Ecto: Nevermind
BBOtter: -rears up, claps fins about as a distraction from the noble hero-
Starfire: Wally is a joke name we call him, for he is so fast... he can go through walls! Mothers!
BBOtter: -rolls around and nearly crushes karaoke machine-
Kid Flash: MOTHERS! xD
BBOtter: MOTHERS. xDDD
Ecto: . . . . >.> -blows kazoo-
Starfire: -takes the laughter as a sign she has applied the joke right-
Starfire: Ooh! What is that? -looks at the kazoo-
BBOtter: -crams several kazoos into mouth; tries to use them all- xP
Ecto: -shrugs- Earth party thing.
Starfire: What is the significance of it?
Ecto: You blow it. For fun.
Kid Flash: -starts singing Spice Girls-
Starfire: Aha! -takes it from his mouth, blows into it- Aha! This is... fun noise!
Kid Flash: -still wearing Batman and Robin around his crotch.-
BBOtter: -wraps tiny otter arms around KF's neck; swings from it like he's on a piggy back ride-
Sapph: /leaves, concerned\ see you tomorrow I guess...
Kid Flash: Where ya going?!
Sapph: oh uh...
Starfire: Are you tired from all of the fun?
Starfire: -blows Ecto's kazoo again-
Elena: ... XD
Sir Toastalot-phone: lol Subtext Elena xD
Elena: I did not think about those words
Sam: E-ELENA. xD
Ecto: ( xDDDDD )
Sapph: I'm alright.
BBOtter: -clings to KF's neck; is an otter necklace, adds to emsemble-
Kid Flash: -grabs Sapph- Sing with me!
Sapph: what?! no I can't!
Kid Flash: Too late! -pulls her onto imaginary stage- You said you know the song!
Sapph: fine... but only because today is special
Sir Toastalot-phone: DAMMITWALLY XD
Kid Flash: Whoo! ;D
Sapph: /is singing along\
Kid Flash: So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me, You gotta listen carefully, We got Em in the place who likes it in your face, We got G like MC who likes it on an Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady, and as for me, ha you'll see! -does not hold back-
Sir Toastalot-phone: I don't know the lyrics o A o
Kid Flash: Well then dance!
Sapph: I don't dance!
Starfire: -zigazig ah's-
Kid Flash: Stop quoting HSM2 and start having fun!
Sapph: I'm not quoting anything Wally!
Kid Flash: I can change the song. What song do you know?
Sapph: do I have to do this? is it necessary?
Sam: I know you can~ ;D -endquote-
Kid Flash: Yes
Sapph: no its not.
Kid Flash: "Not a chance, No~"
Sir Toastalot-phone: guys I haveta go. but we totally need a thread for this. [AND HERE IT IS!]
Kid Flash: "if I can do this, boy, you can do that~" -is just singing whatever inspires him-
Sam: "But Iyyyeee don't danncceee"
Sam: HIT IT OUTTA THE PARK. XD
Kid Flash: aW, YOU BEAT ME TO IT
Kid Flash: CAPS
Sam: Buaha. >]
Kid Flash: (i think KF actually just shouted "caps")
Starfire: !! We did not sing the Happy Birthday song!
Sam: Correction. I did not sing the Happy Birthday song. D: [Sam proceeds to sing the song, I don't feel like copy and pasting it]
Kid Flash: and I didn't make a wish!
Starfire: Ecto! You made a cake yes? Bring it here, set it aflame on little wax sticks!
Ecto: Well, not exactly.... -retrieves bowl full of cake mix and eggs; puts in candles-
Starfire: We shall turn off the lights, and then he shall make his wish, and blow them out, and then we shall-- Oh... -deflates-
Starfire: Well, we shall still set it aflame!
Kid Flash: It's beautiful, Ecto! xD
Starfire: -uses glowing hand to set it on FIRE-
Sam: -inhales, collapses- x.x [She finished singing]
Sam: -had obviously broken the 4th wall with this song- xD [We started doing that long ago]
Kid Flash: Thank you mysterious Sam voice for the song!
Starfire: Yes! Thank you voice!
Sam: -is a mysterious voice-
Kid Flash: A random singing voice is totally normal! And I love to point out things that are totally normal! Yay!
Starfire: Now, make your day of birth wish ^-^
Sam: You are welcome, famous people. Wheeeeee~
Starfire: Indeed, things are most normal here!
Kid Flash: -stares at flaming bowl of gush, thinks deeply-
Kid Flash: What do I really, really want?
Starfire: What do you really REALLY want?
Kid Flash: I really really really wanna... -blows out candles-
Starfire: -clapsclaps-
Kid Flash: Can't tell you, or it won't come true.
Starfire: These magical wishes COME TRUE?
Kid Flash: ........ Of course! If you follow the rules, and wait long enough.
Starfire: I hope you have wished responsibly!
Kid Flash: Responsibly?! Do you know me? >D
Starfire: D: But you... You have the power to... -cannot ask for wish rules-
Kid Flash: Now, I can't tell you what I wished for, so you'll never know if it came true. >D
Elena: Man, more people need to wish for universal peace.
Ecto: Agreed, mysterious Elena voice.
Elena: A wooooo -ghost sounds- XD
Ecto: ... The call of my people!
Elena: XD!!!
Bry: XD
Sam: -drifts next to Elenaghost, a mysterious being-
Kid Flash: These mysterious voices... I guess Ecto invited his friends to my party xD
Starfire: Ooh! =D Greetings friends of a friend!
Ecto: -shrugs, stares through fourth wall at viewers-
Elena: -leans in to Sam- He's LOOKING at us... o.O
Sam: Elena, I don't like the way that kid with the crazy hair is looking at us. O_O
Sam: -....waves?-
Elena: -awkward wave-
Ecto: -coughs, waves-
Kid Flash: Ecto, who....? Nevermind xD
Sam: Can they not see us, oh child with the hedgehog hair? :'o -pokes stuff-
Sam: -in awe at this strange building shaped like a T-
Ecto: Only hear you.
Starfire: He is communicating to his friends on the other side!
Starfire: -does not know what is the other side exactly-
Starfire: -big wave- GREEETIIIINGS!
Kid Flash: He's opened us up to another realm?
Elena: >.> I THINK YOU AND JAIME ARE CUTE.
Kid Flash: Awesome birthday present!
Starfire: o///o How does it know >.>
Elena: IT?!
Ecto: They are all-seeing.
Ecto: And uhm.... mostly female.
Elena: -rages against the heavens-
Sam: IT? D< -joins fellow othersider in rage-
Starfire: >.> Oh... Forgive me I did not know
Kid Flash: What is my fuuuture?
Sam: You get sick and then nonsick by a comic book miracle.
Starfire: What is a comic book?
Kid Flash:
Kid Flash: (NOT THE FACE I WANTED)
Elena: XD! That FACE OMG.
Sam: A WILD CYBORG APPEARS. XDD
Kid Flash: ( XDDD )
Kid Flash: What is this other realm called?
Starfire: CYBORG?! Where?!
Ecto: . . . Reality./
Ecto: Extra /.
Ecto: what/
Ecto: fjdnjva
Starfire: ... -stares at Ecto- >.> He is doing things I do not understand
Kid Flash: I think he's possessed.....
Sam: -tries to pick up mic; unsure if I can- @___@
Kid Flash: -sees the mic float- 0-o
Kid Flash: Ecto....?
Elena: -snatches mic from Sam- ;D WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU KNOW WHO TO CALL
Sam: Oh, I can pick it up! Marvelous! :'DD -snatched- ;-;
Starfire: -covers her ears- Ghost busters?
Starfire: What a horrid voice D; And so loud too!
Sam: -twitches at Star- o___e
Sam: You...
Sam: say that my Elenalove's voice....
Sam: IS HORRID? D<
Sam: I WILL SMITE THEE!
Ecto: I sense the other side is upset. >.>
Starfire: Eeep -feels the rage of this invisible person-
Elena: DUN KILL HER SHE'S MAH FAVOURITE D;
Sam: ......>_> -gently tugs at Star's hair-
Starfire: D: -hair tugged-